fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

Hey guys! What a cool, completely innocence color gradient, that has no relation to any media whatsoever.

booty shorts that say this on the butt

@lolalovestruck

I NEED THOSE SHORTS-

#blessed

of all the songs I’ve ruined, this is the one I still can’t fucking listen to the original of because my sins haunt me so badly

So this is what it’s like to disassociate

wtf is this thing? it doesn’t even have joysticks.. do you even rumble??!? pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngster

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

can tati just adopt me already

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

ME ON SEPTEMBER 30TH VS ME ON OCTOBER 1ST

the wicked? prayed for. dancing? not a crime. my liquor? old fashioned. mama? i made it. my ears? blessed. wig? snatched. hotel? trivago.

Promoted

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

also, to tweet should be twote and twotten in the past 

Tweet, twet, twet sorry thems the rules

“sorry thems the rules”

it’s cute how you think english would lower itself enough to work like a common language and have rules

you’re right i’m sorry

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts