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@lampertino

I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”

women want me, but fish? fish pity me

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ofthefog-deactivated20220221

Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

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glitter6ug

does anyone on this godforsaken website ever think before they speak

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

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Happy juneteenth does your academia only include white people? Does your idea of valuable culture only mean rich Europeans? Where did you acquire the idea that white people's art is more sophisticated and their literature more intellectual and why do you still perpetuate it? What ways has white supremacy colored your love for learning and what will you do to diversify?

Sometimes reminiscing about pre-quarantine I feel like minor Russian royalty reminiscing about pre-communist revolution times. I’m like…ah yes I used to wear different beautiful outfits to work every day and shake the hands of many people without fear. I would simply leave my house and stroll into a bar for a last-minute cocktail with a friend. I would knock back oysters, sitting elbow-to-elbow with others at the counter. there were plays and concerts I never went to. The tzar invited us over often and had a GIANT chandelier

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

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slimy

cutting a worm will not make two worms