Me wakes up: *feels guilty for waking up at 12:16 during the day*

Me: *walks out of my room*

My mum: she's aliveee! *As if she was only now have breakfast*

Me: *guilt intensifies*

We need everyone's help right now to protect the rainforest and Indigenous People

The Amazon Rainforest is under a massive threat. I know you've heard this a million times, but this is different. There is a piece of legislation that will decimate the rights of Indigenous people of Brazil, who have been protecting the rainforest. It's unfathomably bad. It has majority support. And they're voting tomorrow. As reported here, the Bill allows "the Brazilian government to find energy resources, set up military bases, develop strategic roads, and implement commercial agriculture on protected Indigenous tribal lands, without any prior discussion with the affected peoples."

The thing you can do—and I know this sounds overly simple—is sign this petition—and tell your friends to do the same: SIGN HERE.

As reported here, the Bill allows "the Brazilian government to find energy resources, set up military bases, develop strategic roads, and implement commercial agriculture on protected Indigenous tribal lands, without any prior discussion with the affected peoples."

Again, this bill has majority support. You may be wondering, why will a petition signed by people who don't live in Brazil make any difference? Because it will give those opposing it political air cover. It will show the world is with them.

But we need a LOT of signatures.

Please do this simple act and spread the word.

dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself

death of the author except when its funny

exactly what someone who regularly turns into a dog would say

im having a genuine blast this is like a gender reveal party to me

At least show us the bison!

The best update.

wholesome and true - do not mess with the wildlife

nowhere else does science like this

It is our duty to spiritualize the periodic table

Carbon, the bridge, that which can be anything, the bond maker, the peace bringer, it of substance and warmth and strength and body

Oxygen, the destroyer, it who breaks and it who breaks and it who burns, the spark of the entropy that is life

Hydrogen, the pure, the begining, it who made all else, the one point kept, the capper of carbons ends, the ignition of oxygens fire

You. You get me.

I'm NOT gonna say it again

SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!

HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb

SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES

THANK YOU

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

That's how cooking works

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

oh my god it was me

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

the damage you have done to society

world heritage post

vt

I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

UPDATE: FIRST ATTEMPT

Him BABY

This post went in an amazing direction

“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 59

(check out the other parts here)

What do these four have in common?

Enemies with a wolf

Correct!

Next:

What do these four have in common?

They have names with repetition?

Correct!

Next:

What do these four have in common?

Destruction of the Moon

Correct!

Next:

What do these four have in common?

Famous Tumblr Posts

Correct!

Last one:

What do these four have in common?

they all have the initials PW ?

Correct!

That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what the hidden theme is?)

Oh my gosh it is moon moon

Wolf

Double name

Moon

Meme

First and last letter of your name

Goddammit moon moon!

Correct!

More specifically P.W were the letters that formed “Moon Moon” in the original post

Now that’s all, folks!

Thank you so much to @pikachu-says-peekaboo​ for coming up with the brilliant theme and helping me out with the questions.

If you inspect the dashboard frogs with inspect element they're called hoppy friends 😭

Update: they're pride froggies 🌈

TUMBLR FROGS TUNE TUTORIAL!!!!

1. Turn the frogs on and make sure you have number notes toggled on 2. go to the search bar, put a hashtag, and use the following info to create the song you wanna input after it

- The first number sets the tempo, yet somehow the higher it is, the slower it is?

- the numbers correspond with an F major scale

-Underscores mark a blank note, no sound there!

3. Hit enter to hear your song!!! Here's an example song! #180_5_1___8_65_1___5_433451_2_3_______5_1___8_65_1___5_433451_2_1

Down a Rabbit Hole I Went

I screwed up. I didn't think that using an ancient language on a piece of tumblr merch was necessary but I forgot what site I was on :) . This is tumblr, of course it has to be in linguistically accurate cuneiform. I went and hired an expert on Ancient Semitic Languages and Cultures. There aren't as many as you'd think that are willing to translate text for an internet gag so I'm so happy I found Paul.

Notes on the translation from the translator:

I used the ventive suffix on the imperative "give (rib+am)" which is a special feature of Akkadian that indicates the motion of direction. It makes it a little bit more authentic. The longer version actually includes the words "to me (ana iasim)", but a typical Akkadian speaker probably wouldn't have needed to say that.

Also, for the word "money" I used the Sumerian (KUG.BABBAR) instead of spelling out the Akkadian, because that was a common feature in Akkadian scribal writing. For the font I was happily surprised that Google has a Cuniform font, so not only is it correct but it looks pretty neat too. Right now you can buy both versions in the shop but cuniform version won't ship for a week or so as I have to order new stock with the new design.

guys I hate straight men in cars

Just a reminder my blog is trans inclusive. It’s bi inclusive. It is pan inclusive. It is intersex inclusive. It is ace/asexual inclusive. It is aro/aromantic inclusive. It is queer inclusive.

I don’t support terfs or exclusionists.

If you came here looking for an ally in your bigotry you came to the wrong blog. Go away. You are not welcome here.

guy gets murdered in an already-haunted house. the House Ghosts band together to avenge his death--but solely bc New Guy is basic as all fuck and they do not need that sort of energy hanging around with Unfinished Business for all eternity.

One of my favorite responses in my Social Interaction Toolkit is:

"Why do you ask?"

Allistic people tend to ask one question when they actually mean something quite different (this is one of many ways in which allistic people are strange and exotic). So when I don't want to hazard guessing, my default response is to cheerfully respond to ambiguous questions with "Why do you ask?"

Usually if I do it casually, people don't notice I didn't answer the original question, and instead move on to their Actual Question. (Also works if you just prefer to give noncommittal answers.) Very very basic example but:

Very useful shortcut/cheatcode

sometimes nb stands for nonbinary and sometimes nb stands for None of your damn Business

You know what? Fuck you! *Unextracts your vanilla*