character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

character in a fight scene: [ spits their own blood into their opponent’s face ]

me:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by grabbing at their hair and pulling them in to whisper huskily into their ear*

me:

Characters in a fight scene: *have both their weapons on each other, making it mutually assured destruction if either one makes their move*

Me:

me🐑irl

You cannot tell me this is a coincidence

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

GAY 👏 PORN 👏SAVES 👏LIVES👏

Wholesome

Lmaoooooo

the beginning of every early 2000s barbie movie

imagine if JK Rowling started announcing outlandish things about characters from books she doesn’t even own

JK Rowling confirms that Rodrick Heffley from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series is a closeted furry

Bill Murray Crashes Bachelor Party, Gives Awesome Speech 

I think this actually just changed all my perspectives ..

Bill Murray is a gift

people seem to forget a lot that the dm is ALSO one of the players whenever you sit down for a session, and that their comfort, enjoyment, and limitations matter just as much as everyone else’s. i think sometimes people get really used to treating the dm like they’re a game engine that can and will have to produce entertaining results for anything you do as a player without realizing that while improvisation is a valued and important skill for a dm, its also probably a sign of a bad player to take too much pride in burning your dm’s campaign to the ground. imagine if another player got smug about constantly pushing your pc off of cliffs. you wouldn’t be having a very good time if that happened.

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response