Alright everyone, last chance:

Me posting boob pics to get free compliments

They are perverts and need to mind their business

FOR DEMOCRACY! FOR SUPER EARTH!

Always gotta sleep with one eye open

Whoever installs the alarm lasers in heist movies must be blind drunk. Yeah, I get it, you want the scene where they do flips through the thing without setting off the alarm, but c'mon. Just install a grid. Can't gymnastics your way through that waffle iron

Someone should do some intense slam poetry about the tiny irritating inconveniences of ordering at Subway

Our systems are fundamentally flawed in a massive way when one person in power can have a meltdown and negatively impact so many people below them. Be it a politician, a cop, a judge, or a CEO. Nobody should be above accountability for their actions. Nobody.

Went to a masquerade ball and danced with a charming butch, but she left hurriedly at midnight, muttering excuses about waking up early to build a deck. I've been searching the lands for her ever since with this massive carabiner she dropped...

rare house W

Pretending this is the America Ferrera monologue about womanhood that got her nominated for an oscar

Buy the Massachusetts Ape Drops to give yourself what experts are calling “turbo monkey liver failure.”

Jews aren't involved in a widespread conspiracy to control American society, but you know who is?

Rich white evangelical christians.

Some books about the subject:

The Family by Jeff Sharlet

Dark Money by Jane Mayer

American Crusade by Andrew L. Seidel

Takeover by Noah Feldman

Also look up Seven Mountains Ideology, the idea that the Church should control the "seven mountains" of society, those being:

What’s weird is that anyone who grew up in an evangelical household knows this isn’t even a secret. It’s very loudly and openly the agenda.

I didn't say it was a secret conspiracy. There's no need for secrecy when nobody (so far) is trying to stop you or hold you accountable.

More books on the subject:

Jesus and John Wayne by Kristin Kobes Du Mez

The Power Worshippers by Katherine Stewart

Taking America Back For God by Andrew L. Whitehead and Samuel L. Perry

The Founding Myth, Seidel's first book, is specifically about how Christian Nationalists lie about American history and founding principles to justify their religious takeover.

I also recommend the Youtube channel Belief It Or Not for videos and podcasts about evangelical christianity and christian nationalism.

Extra relevant now that an open and life-long Christofascist is Speaker of the House.

LIBERAL FIGHTING GAMES

I’m not sure if some of you know what a fighting game is

Zionism 101

L M A O

🗿ladies and gentleman we got her in 4K

Oh, it's way worse than I thought.

This girl is a Zionist whose family members served in the IDF, and she was speaking against a Jewish man who's a descendant of holocaust survivors and accurately called what's happening in Gaza a genocide.

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

okay you werent supposed to know that