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bbq snauce

@lambhoof

peregrine, it/they

my tranny ass is getting deported help

hello, for several months i have been i the process of claiming asylum in a small eastern european country that sucks due to transphobic legislation in my passport country. during this time i have been dependent on donations from tumblrinas like you to stay alive

bad news: this has not been successful. sometime this month, i'm expecting a phone call telling me I have a few days to leave the country.

good news: i planned ahead for this. i'll be initiating a fairly elaborate plan to get myself back on stable footing by august. i won't be relying on the UN or obscure human rights treaties or anything, i'll be on a normie regularisation path

ehhh: it's gonna cost money. my cats and i are traveling internationally as a part of this and that comes with associated costs, and then there's the cost of getting established and settled in a new country. so the period from june to august is going to be cost and labour intensive, even with the planning mostly out of the way

0/$1500

if you've been holding back for when i need a big flashy emergency fund, this is that emergency. this is the worst off i will ever be again. So this is absolute code red.

82/1500$

yay. spent $70 on getting my cats' travel vaccines up to date yesterday though so keep pushing!!!

202/1500$

absolutely swagadelic pls continue,...

never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see...

you know about the tokyo storm drains, yeah?

yeah that's what inspired this post :)

im very exited to go here when i die :)

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basilica cistern in istanbul

houston’s is pretty spooky

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Do you think aardvark ever get jealous if elephants cause they have more nose articulation and can use it to lift things up and stuff

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I might be projecting

so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.