Yeah dude that’s what happens when you’re on the other side of the con
Always funny to see Japan described as "Western" specifically to distinguish it from the PRC. If you start in Beijing and want to get to Tokyo, which way do you go?
japan is actually a small island in the caspian sea
Cloudscout Geist, submission by Shadowlynk
Morilize, submission by readytolose
i’m so obsessed with the fact that keiichi formed the most powerful parasocial relationship with satoshi in not just one arc but two and he was making epic gay delusions about some guy he’s never even fucking met and kinning him hard while committing murder for his little sister the same way he believes the guy himself did a year ago (and he was right!) they are truly the yaoi that was always meant to be
one of my favorite aspects of rika is the way her main coping mechanism is really just dissociation, trying to disconnect herself from her feelings and surroundings (she stops being an actress on the stage in the play that is real life and becomes a witch, so to speak), indulging in alcohol, and laughing at every tragedy bc at this point it’s so comical how tragic her life is it’s kinda funny, and her pain is something she doesn’t want to show to anyone, which is why she hides it all behind the pretty and perfect mask of the silly mii nipah faito oh nanodesu girl despite her bitterness and apathy for a world that has constantly failed and traumatized her so her grief, pain and frustrations are things she only ever expresses through her poems (gay ass nerd) and her true self is something she only ever reveals in poetry (though her mask does fall off in many other situations bc she’s just a mentally ill child at the end of the day), distancing herself further from her reality, which is an aspect explored even further with beatrice in umineko
tumblr in 2020:
- posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
- a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
- images disabled altogether
- they ban you if you have a custom theme
- app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
- you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
tumblr in 2020:
- posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
- a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
- images disabled altogether
- they ban you if you have a custom theme
- app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
- you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
American comedy shows nowadays are so fucking corny. Every goddamn one of them has half their jokes being about how hard and awkward it is to navigate around trying to sound progressive and politically correct like "haha, isn't this all difficult and ridiculous" like the boring ass milquetoast liberal version of having half to all your jokes being about minorities. Unfunniest shit ever, write actual jokes, be actually funny.
"Am I supposed to say this word or that word? Oh, that's not problematic is it?"
"No no no. You can't say that, they're called this now."
Please kill me.
Grimace Shake. Submarine. Ohio. Lemon Demon. 1. 2. Buckle my shoe. Griddy. 3am. Water. Grubhb. Nick Eh. 30. Canon event. Nae Nae. Rizzly bear. Brand new. Bag. Pearl. Nathanial B. Fire alarm. Kanye West. Jacksepticeye. Whopper. Femboy. Function
The new lyrics to “We Didn’t Start the Fire” if Fallout Boy was good
at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together
I get the feeling that a lot of girls here like girls
the US war of independence was more about the worldwide conflict between the french and british colonial empires than it was about Freedom or Liberty. the US civil war was more about the competition of northern merchant-industrial capital and southern landed-agricultural capital than it was about Rights or Equality. wars aren't fought over ideology. of course those sentiments were real and existed, and of course no troops were actually charging into the battlefield out of personal love for one or the other segment of the bourgeoisie, but the sentiments supposedly behind these wars had existed long before the wars themselves came about. it was only when the actual centres of power wanted these wars that those sentiments and ideologies were able to come to the forefront. ideologies do not start wars, they are used to justify them. any benefit towards those ideologies is only coincidental insofar as it aligns with the real, material factors that create and maintain war. the US did not care about slaves, that much is clear from their antebellum treatment of black americans - they cared about slavery's economic effects, they cared about slaveowners
if the left wants to get serious we seriously gotta accept that we need to kill the driving crooner
We could make Texas an honorary planet



