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Griddlehark pirate AU be upon ye!
Here's my piece for @jeejyboard's @tlt-big-resurrection fanfic, The 86 Escapes of Gideon Nav! I had a lot of fun working with them for my first ever fandom event, and her fic is a must-read. Jeej was an absolute joy to work with, and their prose and voice made conceptualization of these pages so easy.
Anonymous asked:
so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked
i just think it's so interesting that the Eighth House is the soul siphoner house, when Mercy is (to put it incredibly simply) an anatomist. as far as i'm aware, she has little to no interest in souls past the baseline interest she needs to have. but you know who was very interested in souls? Cristabel.
devote your life to god; then go ahead and end it to help a man who might as well be god understand soul magic. devote your second life to your best friend; devote your body to her; devote your second death to keeping her soul alive for infinity. have the House you built with her take your sacrifice and devotion, and make of it an abomination. talk about tragic irony.
Seriously tho Palamedes said his battle with Ianthe took "a great deal longer" than a few seconds. How long did it take?? What was it like?
It would have been in the River, like Wake and Nonius' duel. And it would have been between two master necromancers already proficient in navigating the River. It could be anything. All bets are off.
Remember how when Palamedes was trapped in the river all he had to read was a romance novel about a necromancer named Abella Trine? And how he got so bored he started writing fanfiction about Abella?
Just saying.
You are so right. Palamedes and Ianthe canon Regency AU where in those five seconds they live a whole second life in a River bubble as bitter high society rivals locked into a complicated game of social chess. Winner gets the body.
"The piece had been assembled from fragments, manually, and not by a bone magician. The smallest would have been no bigger than the moon of your cuticle.
It had been painstakingly—passionately—laboriously reassembled "
This one took me a little while!
Imagine the soul of the earth gives you god-like magic to save the planet from a climate apocalypse and you just hard focus on doing necromancy with it lmao. Imagine being handed the keys to life just to close off the door and declare that you conquered death. Imagine putting the embodiment of all life in a tomb and calling her an apocalypse to come. Incredible loser behaviour tbh.
What if Cytherea just set out a big glue trap with titty mags in the center
in tumblr culture the "unemployed" were reveared as a sort of poet/warrior class.
“you can disagree with mitch mcconnell and still wish him well” i wish he would have died right there on camera in front of america that shit would have been fire and i think what the country really needs right now for healing