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@lalalauren12991

hey ppl! my name is Lauren and i am a lover of random things! I enjoy being silly and being random... so don't expect any consistency in this blog, lol! :D I post my feelings (mostly anger), what i find funny, and reblog interesting stoof! sooo... HAVE AT IT! :3

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

roger…

GUYS I FOUND 100 BUCKS IN MY CAR TODAY DON’T DOUBT ROGER

I’M COUNTING ON YOU, ROGER.

Hello counting on you, roger, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Soon your life will be miserable and pointless, dear Human®. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

reblogging because i need something god to happen today

I sec that shit

Lemme bless y’all with this video

ok but how is he doing that

he’s wearing false rubber thumbs with a touch-based LED in them! when he puts his index finger to his thumb, it turns the light on.

I just realized the doc is wearing a kippah…

He’s an orthodox jewish wizard dentist and his Instagram is full of tricks like this one that he does for his young patients to help them feel calm!

♪ Hello stranger. It seems so good to see you back again. How long has it been? It seems like a mighty long time. Oh, I’m  so glad you stopped by to say hello to me. Remember that’s the way it used to be? ♪

when you really do care about mother nature

That is cool af

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…

This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?

But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:

Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!

Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.

Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.

Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.

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