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If someone tries to steal food from his dishes, he ganna stab their hands with a fork🍴But when they ask him nicely, he will be happy to share his food🍔　Beel: Satan, I'm still hungry... Could you share your food with me? Satan: Sure, here you are.

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Obey Me Brother Headcannons!

yeah just some random headcannons i have of the brothers and what they do and stuff enjoy~

  • They have movie night every other weekend or so and watch Studio Ghibli movies together. And they either A. All fall asleep together like on top of each other or B. Lucifer has to put all his little brothers to bed but he doesn’t mind
  • Satan likes sour/ bitter foods
  • Levi had a nightcore phase and I will take this to my grave. this manifested into a vocaloid phase
  • Mammon just brings things to Lucifer? like stuff he thinks is cool. like rocks, shells, flowers, etc. and then Lucifer will praise him. He’ll ruffle his hair and say that it’s really cool
  • If Lucifer is working too late either one by one or all of the brothers will barge into his office to keep him company/ try to make him stop working. Just like when they watch movies he carries them to bed once they all fall asleep
  • Levi and Lucifer are picky eaters. Except Lucifer is only for a few foods and keeps it on the low while Levi is very loud about it
  • I feel like all the brothers have called Lucifer dad at LEAST once and everyone just harps on when Satan and or Mammon called him dad. Like that’s the one they focus on the most
  • Levi once “accidentally” called Mammon big brother/ “onisan” and Mammon NEVER lets him live it down
  • Mammon is very protective of his little brothers especially during hard times and especially over Levi
  • Lucifer will just go find Belphie and then sit with him so they can nap together. Or at least belphie is. Just when he sits there and he just subconsciously move to his lap and place his head there and Lucifer just strokes his hair the whole time
  • When Satan was young he was really attached to Lucifer so he was always by his side and that made Mammon jealous
  • Satan and Asmo have something of the equivalent of a spa day in Asmo’s room. They do face mask, their nails, hair, etc and just bond
  • Asmo and Mammon are shopping buddies and have mini fashion shows
  • You think Beel watches those food Asmr videos. No talking just eating really late at night
  • Mammon always brings back human snacks for Beel and tries to get new stuff for him unless he ask for something he’s already had
  • Since Belphie sleeps a lot I feel like he’s a really heavy sleeper. And I mean REALLY HEAVY. So the brothers just, stack things on him while he’s sleeping. Lucifer would tell them off but then after he realized just how tall of a tower they can make with Belphie as the base he joined in and took photos
  • I think this is cannon but: Asmo does everyone’s nails and that’s how he bonds with his brothers
  • Asmo has dyed his hair multiple different colors his favorite being different shades of pink
  • Beel has eaten a crayon as a kid I can feel it in my bones
  • You guys remember in the “Are you kidding me” event (which we where robbed by the way the brothers should have been kids and we take care of them or all the brothers but Lucifer become kids and we help Lucifer take care of them) how Belphie said “if you don’t go to sleep a monster is going to take you” or when Mammon went “don’t throw bread that’s mean to the bread fairy” you think Lucifer told them those things when they where young
  • When Satan was younger he absolutely loved reading (like he does now) but he really loved when others read to him especially Lucifer or any of his older brothers. He definitely had a favorite book that he’d read constantly and it was definitely about a cat change my mind
  • Lucifer would find out Beel’s favorite foods either from the human world, where they are currently or the Celesta and ask Davolo to add it to the menu
  • Mammon and Levi act like they hate each other but they really care for each other just bully each other like siblings do. They bring spice to the house
  • If Belphie falls asleep in a random ass spot or somewhere uncomfortable whoever finds him will take him to somewhere comfortable so he can sleep better
  • Beel likes spicy things more while Belphie likes sweet things
  • Beel is REALLY good at “Cooking with Mama” like really good. Every. Single. Recipe is gold.
  • Beel looks like he really likes jello and I don’t think they even have jello in their world
  • Lucifer brings Satan books from the human world or from the forbidden library. Satan acts like he doesn’t care but he’s read each one at least a thousand times
  • I’m not sure if Lucifer had his jacket on his shoulders like he does now before but I like to think when the brothers where younger they’d play with it. They’d go under it and hold onto his legs when they played hide and seek. Lucifer acted like he hated it but he really did enjoy it and would do his best to hide them
  • When they rough house they someone involve everyone in a fight between two of the brothers. Somehow now all the brothers are just rough housing with each other. And sometimes it’s no longer rough housing but-
  • When they where younger if the brothers didn’t want to eat something they’d just sneakily slide whatever they didn’t want onto Beelzebub plate and act as they ate it. It was a win win for everyone
  • Lucifer is the designated bug killer in the house
  • Lucifer acts like he hates the nickname “Luci” but he really likes it when his brothers call him it because it reminds him of when they where younger. And the brothers know this so they call him Luci to butter him up for something
  • Asmodeus and Beelzebub make really pretty desserts together
  • They’ve all definitely cooked together as a family a few times before and it was really fun
  • Somehow for some reason a food fight broke out between the brothers during dinner. Nothing bad they where all actually having a lot of fun and laughing and running around. However just as Lucifer walked in from the kitchen he got hit right in the face. All of them accepted their death (Belphie and Satan laughing) but Lucifer threw food back at them to their surprise. And boom now Lucifer has joined the food fight
  • Lucifer never shuts up about his brothers to Davolo and Barbados when they hang out. Telling them stories about the things they do. Most times he’s ranting about them but other times he’s just gushing about them.
  • Satan had HORRIBLE and I mean horrible tantrums when he was younger. Like as a baby-a toddler maybe a young kid. But they where bad. Being the Avatar of Wrath I feel that played a lot into it. Like so bad that he would lose his voice from screaming, he’d throw things, he’d try and fight etc. Now he’s a little better but his brothers always talk about stories when Satan gets pouty. Then gets embarrassed and more pouty.
  • Playing into Satans tantrum I feel like Lucifer would just throw him over his shoulder and just take him to another room to calm down. And I feel like he’s done that to all his brothers when they where younger and still do it now. He just slugs them over his shoulder and just walks with them like that.
  • There was an event in obey me I think it was called party? Where they celebrate you being there for about 6 months and Satan gives us a gift where it’s like a photo album but you can actually see the photos play out in that moment. Like the memory plays back when you look at the photos and each brother has one including Lucifer. And I feel like Lucifer is very protective over his photo album and the amount of times the brothers have tried to steal it is insane
  • ^ going off that I feel like Lucifer has a secret one of him and his brothers all together. From moments when they where kids to now and just looks through it whenever he’s really stressed or doing a lot of work. It’s like a stress reliever in a way
  • Mammon had braces as a kid. I feel like Levitation and Satan also had braces
  • Mammon and Lucifer play card games together
  • So it’s cannon that Lucifer’s favorite brother is Mammon and Mammon’s favorite is Lucifer so when Mammon was younger he was extremely attached to him. He still is now just only shows it in private. But when Lucifer was trying to teach Mammon how to walk he put him in those baby walkers for him to explore areas on his own so Lucifer can do his own thing. But he’s just follow Lucifer around everywhere
  • Beel got a plushie of a cheeseburger when he was younger and it’s still a comfort item to this day
  • Lucifer sees his brothers as his “baby brothers” not even because they are but he could look at them and just remember moments from when they where young. So he tends to baby all of them at times. But honestly they don’t mind too much they get to be spoiled by him and have his attention. Lucifer definitely babies mammon the most change my mind
  • Lucifer 100% you cannot convince me other wise I will die on this hill. When the brothers where younger as in a smaller kid to a baby or so age he 100% put them in things like this. Because there is no way he can keep track of all of them at once. The other semi older ones like Mammon and Levi where on kid leaches.
  • Mammon was a leach kid 100% look me in the eyes and say I’m wrong
  • Say they go to a beach or a pool and some of the brothers for example: Levitation, Belphie, maybe Satan don’t wanna go in the water Mammon would pick them up and just throw them in the water. Sometimes Lucifer would help him
  • Beel when he was younger would wake up in the middle of the night hungry and go to Lucifer’s room wake him up and ask for him to make him something. He always felt bad but Lucifer never got mad and sometimes they’d even fall asleep together
  • If one of them have a nightmare they go to someone else’s room for comfort. Mammon goes to Lucifer, Levitation goes to Mammon, Satan to Asmodeus, Asmo to Satan, and Belphie and Beelzebub go to each other

That’s all I have for today I wanna make some of these into stories in the future so if you wanna see those let me know! :) and I wanna hear your guys head cannons of the brothers sorry this is messy Im not organized