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And this is why Meryl Streep is a legend.

This comic, drawn by famed Hellboy creator Mike Mignola was also written by his seven-year-old daughter, and is probably the best thing you’ll read all day.

(Images taken from this article.)

a seven-year-old wrote this

*sob*

I bought an Incredible Screw-On Head hardcover at a con in Toronto solely because of this story.

FUCK SHAPES I HATE SHAPES FOR THESE REASONS

;_;

FUCKING SHAPES

I AM NOW CRYING THE SNAKE JUST WANTED THEIR MAGIC FRIEND TO BE OKAY

NO THIS IS NOT FAIR ;_;

*makes my kids go on tumblr mobile to teach them patience*

The Jack Daniels Hell Train just tore through walmart and ruined my shopping experience

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen I’m having a really good time

“Nobody ever used their tax dollars to help me!” says local man who drives on roads, gets his trash collected, has clean water, sends his kids to school, utilizes the police and fire departments, walks his dog in the park, receives mail, and also possess no sense of self reflection. 

So my dog is a 210 pound Great Dane who has never had a toy smaller than a car tire before, and he always rips them to sheds within a couple weeks.

Recently my sister got him the biggest toy she could find in the doggy toy section, a toy owl about the size of my dog’s head.

He smelled it, took it delicately in his mouth, then just dropped it on the floor and has barely touched it since.

But I keep finding him with it near him while he is sleeping.

I haven’t put it there, and neither has my mum.

He never chews on it, like he is afraid to break it.

And it is always right near his head when he sleeps.

I think he has accepted the tiny owl as his pet.

When the fuck did this get notes Did someone famous reblog my tiny puppy boy

update: ASAP Rocky saw the drawing i did & slid into my DMs but like…… im still tryna figure out how to respond

Well, I have a new favourite poet.

this is like someone who was writing in his journal when it happened and this is all he could write

Fuck it up, Linda

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

OH MY GOD

You’ll do what?

#the most wholesome thing he’s done this entire campaign (via hyperionangel)

It gets even better.  Turns out he got it confused with his court date.

What the fuck America