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@lakemojave / lakemojave.tumblr.com

Name’s Sebastian. 25. Writer, streamer, and dumbest vampire this side of the Mississippi. Nice to meet ya. Icon by terrafey Twitch Discord
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Hey fellas, I play video games sometimes

I'm Sebastian, also known as LakeMojave here and on twitch! I've been streaming on my twitch channel since October 2019, and streaming as an affiliate since June of 2020. I like goofin' around on my channel, wearing funny hats, and sharing the stories in games that are close to my heart. I've been playing lots of story heavy games like Kingdom Hearts and the Supergiant Games library, and also lots of indie and horror games! You may also know of my lore projects, when I studied and explained the stories of Kingdom Hearts, Bloodborne, and Metal Gear Solid!

Me, @cryptotheism, @inneskeeper, @the-unseelie-court-official, @the-seelie-court-official, and @terrafey have a discord together! We've formed a bit of a streamer coalition called the Lake Mojave Historical Preservation Society, designed so we can all support each other and grow as a team! Come join our server, and definitely go check them out on twitch as well!

See y'all there!

Art by @vamp-in-the-blue-beanie and @terrafey

#twitch#lmhps#shameless plugging
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weaver-z

I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.

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I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S DEATH. I'M SO SORRY.

#jackie kennedy became bigfoot after that
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Anonymous asked:

still think you should have sacrificed the lord of wolves to the soup

-mentalbreakdownmachine

lakemojave answered:

I have no fucking idea what you're talking about

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lakemojave

I keep seeing y'all say this when I play the long dark what in the shitting fuck does this mean

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Anonymous asked:

still think you should have sacrificed the lord of wolves to the soup

-mentalbreakdownmachine

I have no fucking idea what you're talking about

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lakemojave

It's so funny how all my friends will just kinda go "🫵 horny" at me now. Like hey. I know I don't really hide it but hey.

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the fact that we go "🫵 horny" at you more than y'all go "🫵 horny" at me is what shocks me

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lakemojave

Get back to me when you literally moan when a friend hits you with a "good girl" on mic

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It's so funny how all my friends will just kinda go "🫵 horny" at me now. Like hey. I know I don't really hide it but hey.

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slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on