i lure you with fruits and nuts i lure you with boobs and butts i lure you with coin and plunder i lure you with jester's blunder i lure you with pleasant music i lure you with my seducement i lure you with friendly smile i lure you with devil's wile into the cave.
HAYAKAWA FAM 💌
my poor dad probably thought we were losing it
ive been collecting this specific brand of evil, satanic meme-adjacent images with no clear punchline since early 2019 in a folder on my laptop me and my close friends refer to as “the evil memes folder”. here are some of my favorites enjoy
i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
i became more evil if you’re curious
We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
i’m going to get worse on purpose
no one's ever gonna love me. oh my bus is here
socrates was the baddest bitch at the athenian forum and that's why they killed him
socrates walks into platos academy and his ass walks in 5 minutes later
