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I cant stop laughing

i love Ellen Degeneres

when ur parents go out food shopping

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

JSIWFJJSJDJDS

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

Classic Mary

a labrador that becomes a magician is called a labracadabrador i know this for a fact 

Why do people always burst my Bublé

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

without a what

"walk into da club like waddup i got a big rooster"

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: 

Want this hairstyle so badly!

mine is like this except the color is dark brown ehhh

i want to cut my hair like thisss

like what

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????