me just trying to go through a character tag:
the posts:
scallop!yandere!possessive!cannibal!bigtentacledick!thomas the tank engine x depressed!bloody!submissive! freight train reader for the ahdfifisejrnf!au for @xxilovetrainsxx_
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My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of
[text id: After The Threesome, They Both Take You Home by Sue Hyon Bae
even though it's so very late and they have to report to their jobs in a few hours, they both get in the car, one driving, one shotgun, you in the back like a child needing a drive to settle into sleep, even though one could drive and the other sleep, because they can't sleep without each other, they'd rather drive you across the city rather than be apart for half an hour, the office buildings lit pointlessly beautiful for nobody except you to admire their reflections in the water, the lovers too busy talking about that colleague they don't like, tomorrow's dinner plans, how once they bought peaches on a road trip and ate and ate until they could taste it in each other's pores, they get out of car together to kiss you goodnight, you who have perfected the ghost goodbye, exiting gatherings noiselessly, leaving only a dahlia-scented perfume, your ribcage compressing to slide through doors ajar and untouched, yesterday you were a flash of white in a pigeon's blinking eye, in the day few hours old you stand solid and full of other people's love for each other spilling over, warm leftovers.
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okay i don’t go here but “have some respect for yourself” is straight up what ppl say to try to convince young ppl to wait till marriage
Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience
take this down
dare I say tv good omens would be a entertaining fandom to watch from the sidelines if gaiman wasn't standing in the doorway making sure no one does anything funny for the entirety of the sleepover
have my first therapy appointment and I’m genuinely worried darling
sherwoodhockey: What’s up with @matthew_tkachuk and his iconic mouth guard? Throwing it back to when Sherwood’s own Brendon sat with Tkachuk to break it down.
goodreads reviewers aren't human
metamorphosis
literally wasnt even going to post it bc it made me so infuriated but the joys of making fun of someone together online won over. check this out. from the #1 RATED GOODREADS REVIEWER
there are no words.
This is her favs list on goodreads btw
Luckily i stalked her youtube and can answer that for you! Yes! Even worse!
my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open
summer to-do list: unlearn internalized shame, sunbathe, read some good books
gay people: wave and fly the rainbow flag during pride month
cishets: UMMMMMM wHeReS tHe StRaIgHt PrIdE fLaG???????????
me, a lesbian, here to bring you hets some good news: here’s your flag!
i forgot that heterosexuals have not one but TWO pride flags! here’s the second:
What you are doing here is exactly what you don’t want done to you: stereotyping people based on their sexual orientation. Way to be just like the people you hate. Congratulations, you too can be a bigot and an asshole.
someone’s not having a good kia summer sales event
people who are like "oh but you can just buy x thing online" are missing the point. its about the joy and journey
"just find it on amazon" what next. do you want me to throw rocks at babies too
This made me think of the thing Kurt Vonnegut said about buying envelops
