Problems for a villain who’s fallen in love with the hero

6. their mentor just died (of natural causes don’t look at me like that). If I went to the funeral out of costume would they recognize me?

7. It’s our one year anniversary fuck how does one celebrate an anniversary of rivalry and one-sided devotion

8. Where’s your enemy when you just watched a sad movie and need a hug

9. It’s mid january what the shit are they doing out here without a scarf and gloves and would it be weird if I offered them mine

10. I will kill one person for every ten minutes you’re late - hope you can make it! Love, Devoted to you, Yours forever, - me

11. They look tired maybe we should take a break. Yeah I’ll just turn around, you haven’t seen the last of me, bla bla bla…. Feel better

@shadow-schemer you get it 😂

@thefairyprincev

@darkwingsnark

I’d like the Lopunny line a lot more if Gamefreak ever played up the fact that Buneary is the one Pokemon that fucking hates your guts from day one

Apparently this isn’t quite accurate. Buneary is not the only pokemon with that distinction. However, it is the only non-legendary on the list. 

Buneary hates you with the strength of imprisoned gods

#rabbits are just like that

Buneary freshly caught sitting in it’s pokeball

I just like the way people draw cards on this show.

I swear yugioh has some of the cleanest hand animation in the industry at times because those crucial moments in the show fixate on the hands. I’ll never forget the freaking card flip Judai does between his fingers for no reason other than to flex.

Someone find the gif for me please.

I think this might be the one you mean. :) The hand animation in these shows really is so amazing sometimes. I love it.

@powervessel‘s take on “what if GER could translate for nonverbal stands”

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memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

I just had to do it to em

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

well i added my contribution : )

why—

IM SCREAMING

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

doppios (and diavolos) i drew for a friend on twitter

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I almost forgot how few fucks the Ouran manga gives

Amazing

Haruhi, mind the fourth wall

kind of not really a successor to this post

Pokémon cakes by poco0v0!

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

I have a new sweet child

TWRP - Starlight Brigade (Feat. Dan Avidan)

I AM SCREAMING

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

Pokemon Pokedex - Nintendo Switch Game Card Case | $11.99 Buy-Now!

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

​WHAT THE HECK IS THE LAST ONE

Okay THIS is my favorite Tumblr post.

OH MY GOD

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

i need to FEED

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

I hate this movie so much

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

OP has my ultimate respect holy shit

@puzzling-turnabout @queentaiga

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

some highlights

I’ll add more when i read more

more

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

This is some anti My Immortal shit

how does one sob femininely? 

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

I love you thank you

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

Harry Potter fanfics are a goldmine of weirdness

OMFG. THIS. SHOW.

Started watching this show Aoi Honoo again today. It’s still brilliant.^^ 

Kind of an important thing people seem to forget.

If you wanna make something you really should just make it.

Proof:

My favorite part about ONE is that despite his lack of ability to draw characters and backgrounds (a lack of ability which is rapidly going away. Look at early OPM vs. current Mob Psycho) he’s really good at perspective and the rules of like, motion.

So much so that before Mob Psycho (and possibly the Manga of OPM) people were under the impression he was intentionally drawing at that level to satirize the low-budget and sketchy art of popular shonen.

looking for an expert on babys out there

im a baby myself… what do u need

hey

what are your weaknesses