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Lady Spoon, Lord of Spoons

@ladyofspoons

she/they/fae (20)

girls come with so many free pillows ......if you count boobs and tummy thats already three..... not even including other soft parts of the body.... nature is beautiful.........

soft girl in a baggy shirt call that a queen size bed w/ pillows and a blanket

Mattie will get banned from house parties for hitting on the host in front of their boyfriend, only to show up the next week with like four beautiful women in tow and saying shit to them like "Did you hear they made a film based on those charming little Lego star wars games?"

People come up to him like "Mattie who are these chicks they're gorgeous."

He just looks around for a second and goes "To be honest dahling I have no idea. Here, if you want to woo one, read them some of this classical poetry." And he hands you the first book of Naruto.