not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
reblog heavy
I had a vision
Jpegs and dolls and whatnot
california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.
my cat just bit my phone little bastard i love him so so so much
my cat just bit my
phone little bastard i love
him so so so much
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Anonymous asked:
why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life
Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin
"Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas"
“Why can’t I just magically fix this” “Why isn’t there a magic cure” “Why won’t all just go away, like magic”
Because WIZARDS are UNDERfunded in this country
Contact your local government representative via the ol’ Molotov Express to demand more money for wizards
oH, yOu'RE sO UnDErFunDed...
You got me there American Train System… you got me there
Evil Achievement Unlocked:
Pointless Infighting Solves Everything
Yeah resentment will solve our problems, solidarity is for nerds
You’re so right overly specific gimmick blog…
The rising tide raises all boats, and vaporizing all billionaires to seize their wealth can fund both trains and wizards
Hey guys have you tried casting Spell of Hit You With a Train. No Dave its not just removing the train from my bag of holding its difFERENT-
And now 5 wizards in a url trenchcoat…
So much going on on this post…
I’m putting this Q down here just in case
Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)
Obsessed with everyone vagueing about their roommates in the notes of this post
personally, i think we should stop having stupid corset discourse on this website and talk more about fashion from the ancient minoan civilization
they had it all figure out
they hadn’t figured out how to stop a volcano, and the world has never truly recovered from that
imagine a big stuffy east indian merchant captain in his frilly blue jacket and his gay creamy cravat and his unfortunately cool tricorn cap and his too tight trousers and his manly high heels. let me know when you've done this ok?
okay now what. he’s stealing all my herbs and spices out of the kitchen cabinet
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
Next time transphobes call trans healthcare "experimental" you can show them this
penicillin was first discovered in 1928; vaginoplasty is less experimental
ibuprofen was first discovered in 1961; phalloplasty and HRT are less experimental
Adderall was first applied as an ADHD treatment in 1994; puberty blockers are less experimental
would also like to note that every single one of these procedures and treatments has been through rigorous testing usually both on animal models and humans in order to be approved as safe and effective by the FDA and not a single one is considered experimental. just in case anyone tries to be like "well HPV vaccines and Adderall are also bad"
