what is like... the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

destielu

As much as it sucks having to scrape up money for a lawyer, let me tell you - that is the adultier adult we all keep talking about.

It ain't always feasible but if you are ever in a situation where internally thinking, "if I don't have someone more adult of an adult, I'm going to make life changing decisions barely knowing what I'm doing," that is probably a good time to see about scrounging up a retainer. I don't know if this is remotely useful because it's really hard to put that amount together but also it's really nice to have some guy you hand a contract to and be like, "should I sign this" or "is this guy possibly gonna legally be able to run off with what little money I have?"

The idea that lawyers are "adultier adults" I suspect is something lawyerblr would have a good chuckle about but from my end of things that is the adultier adult and if I was rich I'd have a lawyer decide everything I do up to including what to eat.

Post from patreon a couple weeks ago 💙

I want this to be an actual poll, so I'm gonna need a REALLY big sample size, so do ANYTHING you can to get this around! Reblog it! Kung-pow-penis me, if you have to! Wreck my notifications! Just do ANYTHING!

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

made a new uquiz: do you have good or bad taste in tv?

If I forgot an option it’s because I made a poll at 3am again

Please reblog for sample size and tag with your pick or the world may never know

I’m curious - people always seem surprised that multiple siblings are queer, as if it’s amazing the gay lightning struck twice so close together.

But human variation is down to our genes and external factors. Siblings are logically more likely to both/all be queer than not.

So a wee poll if you don’t mind!

Anyone can take part, there should be an option for anyone but please let me know in notes if I missed anyone.

For reference: queer is anyone who wouldn’t describe themselves as heterosexual or cis-gendered or allo-sexual. Anyone we would include in the queer group. And if you’re not including people by their own identification, we can have words after…

Notes:

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

Got me almost pissing my pants everytime🧍‍♀️

i think it’s really funny when fandom people make fun of nonfandom people for not recognizing a fandom url. shit like “jackstanifold” or “strifesuccubus” or “hobocop” are not immediately recognizable as fandom references dude

“how did you not immediately recognize tumblr user ‘bigbluesoup’ as a fandom reference 😂” girl how was i expected to.

anyways put in the tags if you have a fandom url and how recognizable you think it is

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

Castiel of Thursday

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

I've reblogged this before but fuck does this last story really make it

space kitty again ow my hand hurts remember how i said i had a cool idea for the colors on this animation??so yeh i exported each frame and painted it the frames look quite satisfying, here are some stills

This just in: Old gays making astounding morning sacrifices for their enthusiastic cosmic galaxy child is where I live now

(It's not a big story or anything, but my health hasn't been good enough for longer comics. I hope that you enjoy it nonetheless, and all have a safe and enjoyable Pride Month. Take care of each other!)

(Please don't repost; reblogging is great!)

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