Lord Essek, the Evenstar ✨
one of the most ship dynamics of all time
Hear me out: Dragon Age AU where Beau becomes Inquisitor, Caleb as the one who starts the mage rebellion, Essek as a 7ft qunari who hides from the Qun that he's a saarebas doing blood magic + making secret deals with Tevinter... 🤔🧐🧐👀
to every nonbinary person who has been forced to transition in a binary male or female way in order to be seen as "actually trans", my heart goes out to you, and you deserve to be around people who support you in transitioning in the way you are meant to transition. hang in there. better company and support goes a long way. you deserve better
for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme
For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below
Oh yeah, it's a Natural Habitat short
Platypus glow under black light: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/13/science/platypus-glow-ultraviolet.html
Yeah sorry we revised your boyfriend based on new archaeological evidence. Turns out that the fall of the Western Roman Empire affected him a lot more than we previously thought. Yeah he’s malnourished and had no access to trade goods now, sorry
Hey sorry we revised your boyfriend again based on other archaeological evidence. Turns out the fall of the Western Roman Empire didn’t hurt him that bad. Yeah his local warlord-chieftain still maintained a network of patronage and connections with Mediterranean trade routes, we found foreign pots in his burial site. he might’ve even been literate
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why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there's no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck
*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
call me a first level warlock the way i can do one thing before i need to lie down for eight hours
i wish the year was 1200 and i was a man so my career could just be “scholar”
imagine getting paid to learn shit and then getting exiled from your village for suggesting the earth might not be flat
Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.
So let me get this straight ,vegans should stop eating the food of the Mexcian long-nosed bats, because the bats need it, and instead vegans should instead eat honey, the food of bees, that their larvae need, even though the bee populations are facing ecological issues as it stands. 10/10 post, dude.
Did you forget the whole part where only excess is taken and all their needs are met and then some orrrr?
Like, did you read it orrrrr?
Anyway, BUY HONEY SAVE BEES
It is a 10/10 post. Because OP is right.
Bees do not suffer when beekeepers take their honey, because experienced beekeepers do not take all of their honey, in fact, they leave plenty of honey left for the bees to consume over the winter. If we do not collect their honey, 1 of two things will happen.
1. they will leave for a bigger home. Which at first seems fine until you remember that bees are dying very quickly out in the wild.
or
2. They will start using the areas that they reserve for their young as a place to make more honey. This is bad because if no more young are being produced, then the hive will start to die out because no new workers are coming into the world, and the average live only 150 days, so it would also mean the loss of more bees.
So yeah, eating honey isn’t inhumane at all. In fact, you’re helping the bees by eating what they produce and giving money to the bee keepers who are the ones making sure that the hive will keep being healthy.
LOUDER FOR THE VEGANS IN THE BACK: use honey, not agave! Bees need your support and other animals need agave! Using honey means more bees!!
Other animal products that are absolutely fine to use because they produce it in excess:
- Wool. Sheep need to be sheared or their wool will get excessively large, matted and gross. Its legit just a haircut. Calm down and use wool instead of whatever fake acrylic microplastic shit they have in stores now. Wool is super warm, insulating, and guess what! It grows back! Its a renewable resource and all the sheep want in return is some good pasture and protection from predators.
- Eggs. I’m not talking about storebought eggs. Go to your local farmer’s market. Find someone around with chickens/ducks. These birds produce eggs literally every day and will not stop unless they are molting, brooding, or kept in the dark for most of the day. Like I am not joking when I say you can very easily find someone with poultry and they will beg you to take some eggs. Theres so many. Please. Take some duck eggs. I dont want them. I had 8 laying ducks last year. Thats 8 eggs every day. Thats 2 dozen eggs every THREE DAYS. Thats SO MANY EGGS PLEASE TAKE SOME EGGS
Reducing animal cruelty does not mean abolish the use of animal products. Go eat honey. Go use wool. Go find a friend with birds and eat eggs, or get your own. Just because it comes from an animal does not make it cruel.





