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#wherever the chaos is (wwx) Hanguang-jun will appear 〰 sometimes out of thin air ✳ @lovewanxian #pop up wangji for all your everyday needs 〰 copyright wwx 〰 zealously guarded ✳ @fishwink

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tag of the week:
#wherever the chaos is (wwx) Hanguang-jun will appear 〰 sometimes out of thin air ✳ @lovewanxian #pop up wangji for all your everyday needs 〰 copyright wwx 〰 zealously guarded ✳ @fishwink
star wars is actually the title of a weird reality tv show where we take celebrities and make them fight in a gladiatorial arena
Peter Cushing's Hammer Trio makes an appearance before spoopy month ends!
1) Sherlock Holmes
2) Victor Frankenstein
3) Van Helsing
still reading frankenstein and i completely forgot that theres a part where victors wrapping up doing devious deeds on a sparsely inhabited island off the shore of england and he loads all his mad scientist shit into a rowboat and pushes off into the water and then fucking falls asleep with no navigational tools and when he wakes up hes like, adrift with no land in sight and hes like ‘FUCK my creation!!!!!’ even though the monster had absolutely nothing to do with getting him lost in the middle of the fucking english channel and he starts lamenting about how hes going to die and his family is never going to see him again and hes going to go to davey jones locker or whatever because hes been without potable water in a rowboat for like 4 hours and then he sees land and hes like ‘oh thank god im saved!!!’ and he gets to shore and is met with an angry mob who thinks he murdered someone and hes like ‘but where is english hospitality?????’ and theyre like ‘this is ireland you dumb slut’ and as theyre marching him to the magistrate hes like ‘i was still thirsty but did not want to show my weakness……’ like could you even imagine
Frankenstein is an unflinchingly realistic portrayal of the highly specialized form of stupid that comes from being told for your entire childhood that you’re a world-changing genius who can solve every problem because you’re so smart, but now you’re in college and you have depression and you keep fucking everything up because being good at reading science books when you were 12 doesn’t actually translate into making smart life choices and you’re constantly beating yourself up about your horrible failures but you couldn’t possibly ask anyone for help, and in fact the idea doesn’t even cross your mind because obviously you will be able to handle it this time because you’re a world-changing genius who can solve every problem, and consequently you keep right on catastrophically fucking everything up, and I don’t think it gets enough credit for that.
Byron: Where did you find the inspiration to create such a wretched man?
Mary, who has been stuck in a house with him for weeks: No idea, mate 😑
No. But I'm gonna
its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.
hmm no wikipedia i didn't know that. i mean that's pretty high praise tho how impressive could it beOH GODDAMNIT IT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
[ID: screenshot of a Wikipedia factoid that reads, “Did you know that Script Ohio has been called one of the most impressive examples of American folk art in existence?”
The video shows the Ohio State University Marching Band performing its traditional Script Ohio routine, in which the drum major leads the band single-file to form an enormous cursive Ohio on the field. The crossovers require absolute precision timing. It is a FEAT. At the end, the drum major leads out a sousaphone player, who kind of high-kicks his way to dot the I. (Wikipedia calls it a “bounding goose-step.”) He gives a sweeping bow to each side of the stadium. The band then sings “Buckeye Battle Cry” while accompanied only by the sousaphone. Here’s the Wikipedia article, which has a much better description than mine. ]
how did we put up with this for like a decade
it wasn't a decade, it was 18 long, slutty years of this
god's strongest soldiers are my mutuals who put up with me when I let the brainrot take over and start posting like I got possessed about something they haven't even heard of yet
December 31 2022
Woman of the Mexican Revolution. 1910
Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”
One whole year - how extraordinary 🥳
It was sorely neglected during awards season!
"la culpa no es del votante" "no hay que tratar al votante de estúpido" bueno después de hoy me parece que si es culpa del votante y que si hay que tratarlo como estúpido porque otra opción no están dejando
milei nunca mintió hasta que le empezaron a faltar votos y después que le vendió el culo a macri. siempre dejó bien sus intenciones de privatizar hacer que el país explote y dejarle el pais al mercado. después si pasa no los quiero ver haciéndose los boludos fingiendo demencia "uuu no pensé que iba a hacer esto que dijo que quería hacer mil veces!!!!😱😱" no te lo voy a permitir. será juzgado y serás recordado que sos un repelotudo.
Can’t believe it’s been 50 years since:
“If you were really in love you wouldn’t have missed.” “Time comes for us all Goncharov.” “We’re just meat to them Joe. Remember that.” “I dream of you every night, but I can no longer remember your face.” “If you are a snake, then I am Eve’s trembling hands.”
hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was
sleazenation
aziracrow + space | season one
Guys 2014 is in two months
Guys 2024 is in two months
and here we all are, still
Que ioputa
Oh you're gonna wanna unmute this one