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I have 2 side-blogs where I'm active: @commander-vesnilla for Guild Wars 2 and @heart-of-pride for Dragon Age (I don't know how links work).
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Hi, it's the-maryjane here. I finally decided to change my username/avatar, but I also deleted the entire content of my blog. It will most likely stay empty and there is no reason for MJ fans to follow me further. This is honestly just a reminder, in case I started posted anything and you weren't into it.

But if anyone is interested, I have 2 sideblogs:

@heart-of-pride devoted to Solas from Dragon Age. This is pretty much my current obsession so I reblog stuff almost daily.

@commander-vesnilla Guild Wars 2 blog, mostly with pictures of Trahearne. I'm not really active but it's definitely not abandoned.

#dragon age#solas#guild wars 2#gw2#trahearne
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unrealisticideal

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

  • a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
  • wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
  • they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
  • a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
  • a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
  • if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
  • young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
  • letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
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sad-gay-potato

I wanna know who did this research.

well, i did!

#wolves#wolf
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starrysola-archive

First art post! Figured I’d share a nice round up of art of my D&D oc Isadora aka Issa! She’s a Bard college of swords! Issa uses dance to cast spells and also incorporates dance in her sword fighting! Oh and she’s an aasimar who has rainbow hair and always sparkles. AND she has a rainbow flying snake named Queenie! I love her a lot. She is also a bit of a warlock but that will be changing soon!

#art#d&d#dungeons and dragons
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ladyimperator

Tag me next time you want to embarrass me publicly, will you? I like being present when I'm being talked about.

#if i didn't feel like complete trash for the past month#i sure as fuck do now#why do i even talk on the internet?#it always ends like this#now instead of sleeping i'll be thinking about it#don't contact me about this post#my mental state is bad as it is#i wish i could delete comments on posts but i can't#which is why i end typing things i regret later#just to be clear i never interacted with the op#my comment is buried on some weird blog#no idea who op is or what they wanted to achieve#gosh i really want to sleep but i will definitely wake up to something worse#anxiety kicking#of course reblogging was a mistake