you can find my carrd here!
it has more information about me than my bio does and i also think it just looks pretty. if you’d like to be added to it, just ask! i’ll only add you if i know you, or if we’ve talked before.
have a lovely day!
wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????
Hey! What the fuck is going on in here
no where else
There's having sock puppet accounts, and then there's putting on a puppet show.
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.
yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.
Pour one out for this choice bot url
Finding a vandalized Wikipedia article while doing homework feels like winning the lottery with the ticket you found on the street
"Mandarin is Valeria's favorite fruit, if I could I would give her a hundred mandarins to prove my love for her, I love her so much fr, I wanna raise a hamster with her"
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
There once was a man from Verdun
I'm crying and praying The Canceler is gonna get you for this
pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones
Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.
Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this
it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT
when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them
the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real
"I pull lots of guys."
"I pull so many girls!"
Yeah well. I pull doors that say push.
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
reblog if ur a striminal
nice.
I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.
does anyone have that picture of the mlm couple kissing with a wlw couple kissing on their shoulders I can’t find it
never mind I found it and it’s still adorable
if anyone else wants to see this
