guys, guys the porny, pretty, badass picspams over at RLBIVOB are the best, okay? with or without the fic this stuff is awesome. i’m sitting here with my bottle of wine scrolling through them and getting inspired for some writing. alexisjane and big_heart_june find all the good stuff.
“You seem like a smart enough kid. You have to know a misdemeanor goes on permanent record, same as a felony.” That knocks Jared off course. He gets the sacred little kid look again, like his stomach is eating itself out with worry. Probably is. “Yeah, I know,” he says, all hoarse and quiet. “Here’s some advice you’ll wish you’d taken three years from now. Get the fuck away from Kelly.” “Yeah, fuck you,” Jared snaps, like reflex.
—-Shotgun Serenade Part II
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12 word story, d.m (via i-need-a-cure)
And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Reblogging every day this month tbh
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time you remember the author of this is a real and sincere person
but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
…without laughing.
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE
This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.
love it.
It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere
THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE
There will come a time when the trees shall fall and the cake shall rise.
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
Birthday idea: ask everybody to give you their favourite book with a dedication and an explanation, why they love it. Your friends will be happy sharing a part of themselves and you will get not only the most sincere recommendations, but maybe a key to understand your friends better. And even if you read it before you could do it again and try to see it through the giver’s eyes. You might see it completely differently.
THIS IS SO CUTE.
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
