I actually have no life

Today is the only day you can reblog this 😔😔😔

get neil to number one trending.

So lol when tumblr dies on March 29 2023 here's my twitter for yall

What is this cryptic prophecy?

I just know these things

@kaijuno

Please don't joke about that

This is going to be so fucking funny I'm gonna reblog it and say something like "Happy tumblr's dead day!"

i finally have the chance to post it omfg

How delightful that this day happened in April this year.

Missed April 20th so here’s to July 20th

stfu stfu literally nobody has an ugly smile or an ugly laugh its just not a thing. your smiles and laughter are the literal manifestations of your joy theyre gorgeous no matter what they look like or how they sound

denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don't want to be 'cringe' is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?

like, you're going to refuse to engage with anything that feeds your emotions with rich and delicious new sensations in case you fall to the temptation of unironically having fun? okay john harvey kellogg jr.

#indoctrination

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Twitter stealing our ideas again

No, they can have this one. I think it would be funny

Please let him stay at the owl house,,,,,,, the way Eda reached out to help comfort him even though he’s the golden guard,,,,, my boy needs support and this is where he can get it. He really went through it this episode :(

Set your boundaries

this is basically what coming out is

Stop motion wood working

tool_tips

OMOZOC

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

all the new fuckers: don’t censor words in ur post with numbers, @ and punctuation signs, different letters, shit like that. not just cuz it’s absolutely fine to say weird shit and things that other places generally censor on tumblr, but also cuz there are people with screen readers, and when u unnecessarily censor things like that, it really fucks with screen readers and makes it very difficult to read.

this isn’t just a “you don’t have to” thing, it’s a “you shouldn’t”.

also it makes the blacklist function useless

pretend the word "bananas" is a common trigger and i don't want to see posts with that word, so i add it to my blacklist. if you make posts spelling it "b4n@n4$", my blacklist won't block it and i will see your triggering post.

Stuff like this reminds me that not only are Elephants immensely intelligent and deeply social, they also generally consider humans to be legitimately “cute/adorable” in the same way we do for dogs or cats.

This playful elephant is likely acting accordingly.

Elephant scientist testing whether humans understand object permanence.

This is the elephant equivalent of pretending to throw the ball and hiding it behind your back

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

inspired by school house rock

Do not follow if you're not an example of the Taco Bell Live Más mentality

my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

rthis is the only picutre she took sfdkjlfgddfs MOM this almost literally could not be worse fdkjfjkdf i love you so much

she also took a pictuer of a bluejay 

and believe it or not, a squirrel

mom vs the focus on her expensive camera vs her bad eyesight

ok i swear this is the last one but please look at this bluejay

These photos are artistically bad.

Like, the arrangement is nice and the composition pleasing to look at, which is just, so fucking funny because what is ostensibly the subject if each is so poorly framed.

OP, are you entirely sure your mother is just bad at photography and is not, in fact, actually a fucking comedic and photographical genius?