time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

Reblog if your mpreg player is working

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

What's most important in life?

i like to think everyone has a colour associated with them, whether its just your fave colour or what you generally wear most of or what colour your bedroom walls are. i always associate the name sophie with dark blue, my mum is always a nice turquoise, i like to think my colour is a bright sunflower yellow.

if you have a specific shade pls tell me i adore when ppl have associated colours and tell me them, bc i think of them when i see that colour

And when everyone’s autistic…no one will be

This is why his name was Syndrome

one of the most important posts of the past 10 years. I say this constantly

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

Outfit today

true story from 2011

every few months terves find this comic and trip over themselves to tell me ACTUALLY I’m a man who married a woman and that’s what the church wants and I’m can’t help but be like hohohoho that’s JUST what Pope Benedict XVI thought and you saw how he got played 😜

OH or also they’ll be like “a real woman wouldn’t tell the pope ‘suck my cock’!!!” like it isn’t hilarious when a cis woman tells someone to suck her cock. Like it isn’t the best joke ever. Come on.

anyway Hey listen I’m just an old balding trans lesbian living my best life with the woman I love. I’m beautiful and right about everything and you can go be mad about it behind the block I put on you ok? Stay losing ok?

Chili

anyone else been letting the days go by? letting the water hold you down?

same as it ever was

death note

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

organizing a catholic / fighting game themed boy band whose members are named guilty gear, confessional gear, penitent gear, prostrate gear, and the habit

PROSTRATE PROSTRATE WITH AN R PROSTRATION AS IN LYING ON THE GROUND IN REMORSEFUL SUBMISSION

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

Here’s my logic:

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

computer, show me more kemonomimilfs

hey. hey. if you were/are not allowed to express anger in your household. ily

anger is human, anger is part of processing, anger exists on a spectrum from mild frustration/annoyance to full rage and all can be needed as a reaction sometimes, anger is not inherently abusive or harmful, expressing anger (especially if you have anger issues) does not make you shameful or scary, anger does not make your point inherently less valuable, anger is a feeling you should be allowed to express.

anger is okay. and if your anger is hurting you, that's okay too, and you deserve help managing it. this goes double for people who are often stereotyped as angry or scary (black & brown ppl, transfems, ppl with stigmatized disorders, butches and other masc queers, etc). anger is allowed.

theres literally no wrong way to play singleplayer games btw. savescum, play on easy mode, mod, look up guides and walkthroughs, whatever the hell you want. always remember if it sucks hit da bricks