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Lit Pimp Queen

@ladragonaria / ladragonaria.tumblr.com

I make terrible life choices and terrible puns. You too can be a master of the Art of Shameless Self-Promotion. Ranked #1 in a Dirty Bathroom.

Hey bro, nice OC. Are they single? Haha, just asking. Because they’re really cute and well developed. Are they just not interested in a relationship? Or what? Oh cool, you just haven’t made a significant other for them yet? Cool, yeah, I get it. See, I’ve got an OC of my own who I don’t have in a relationship yet. Do you wanna hear about them? No reason. I’ve just got it on the mind and-

My life has been taken over by Fire Emblem

I know it’s been a long time since I logged in here because I got like 3 spam messages where someone wants to be my “slutty slut”

And I’m flattered because really how many people want to be slutty sluts with you these days

Anonymous asked:

Sorry if this is strange but.... Are you still alive....?

As far as I know I am

I’ve finally cracked my mother’s texting style. It’s an issue I’ve been dealing with for literally as long as texting was a thing but I finally understand all my mom’s weird quirks when texting.

For backstory, my mom’s texting style is unintentionally passive aggressive.

She’ll write “..” after a sentence like: “Oh wow! I hope you have a good time..”

For years I’d be like, “Why is she like this?! Did she want me to invite her?! She doesn’t even know these people! She can’t even get there!”

BUT - I have learned that two periods mean “I am interested, please tell me more later I would like to continue this discussion”.

Why she couldn’t have just said that is beyond me but I am UNDERSTANDING her so much more now when she texts

Anonymous asked:

Your personal posts are few and far between but every time one comes up I remember why I love you.

That’s the correct response to have yes thank you

Female character: I can’t have children and that makes me a monster. I’m not worth anything now.

Me a tired creature glaring at the writer: