'Goats are weird.' Yeah, Fareeha, they are.
SAY 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 SHIT 👏🏽 AGAIN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
getinmelanin011
This is so so so so so fucking FUCKING accurate, oh my God!!
Bringing this back for summer 18
//lops off Jesse's arm
Oops. That wasn't important, was it?
windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter
net.exe stop “Windows Search”
so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space
before
after
killbenedictcumberbatch
what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit
dickbuttofficial
@baristaboy try this out dude
y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1. Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2. Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3. Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE
Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.
fanfic writers are truly amazing. they spend some of their free time preparing and writing a story so we can enjoy it for free. we will laugh, cry and revive our favorite movie, show or book with brand new ideas and interesting plots that this authors are creating for our (and obviously theirs as well) entertainment.
I know a lot of people don’t take fanfics seriously, but as long as they make fans happy they aren’t such a bad thing. And not all fanfics are poorly written, on contrary, some of them are pieces of art. I know people who write beautifully and they use that ability to write fanfics because that’s what makes them happy.
What I’m trying to say is that we should appreciate this people’s work. I don’t think it is a childish thing just because some of them suck and are actually written by children. That happens with all genres, right? Some books may suck whether they are young adult, sci-fi, romance…
So appreciate this, please, and let other people be happy doing whatever they like.
melaninondeck-deactivated201907
For Anybody Who Needs This
GET YO PAPERS DONE/STUDY FOR FINALS AND PUT YO DAMN PHONE DOWN
I'm so sorry like everything is going straight to hell in my life and I can't get anything done I'm so sorry
Friendly reminder kids:
🌟ART THEFT ISN’T OKAY🌟
If you notice a post from someone in these pictures, PLEASE LET THEM KNOW. I’ve already messaged a few because this shit pisses me all the way off.
(Yes, the last image is me contacting them directly, and they have not done anything and continued to post since my last message OVER 9 HOURS AGO)
HELP A FELLOW ARTIST OUT DUDES, THIS SHIT AINT COOL
I’m over here like ‘I love Overwatch!’ then I actually play Overwatch and I’m like ‘I need a better fandom.’
Gossamer Fate
“Ah, ya see? Whaddaya think? Am I right or am I right?” Max crowed gleefully as he threw himself onto the old, beat-up recliner, pulling the the ugly serape off the tall back, wadded it up into a ball, and threw it directly onto the cowboy sleeping with his hat over his face on the sofa on the opposite side of the room. Jesse jumped so high that if he’d been armed, Max and Genji would have already been shot. “McCree! Wake up, ya Hick! If Jefe catches your ass sleepin’ in here again we’ze is all gonna be in trouble!”
“--Shut up, ‘m talkin’. Point is, I don’t like it. I know I ain’t gotta like it ‘n yer both entitled to yer opinions but on account’a the fact that yer opinions fuckin’ suck, I’mma have t’ veto this stupid-ass idea.”
I see your Moicy or Moircy and I raise you Merra.
Gossamer Fate
[Chapter 1] [>] “My religion is kindness.” - Dalai Lama
Meditation was impossible on this helicopter. The decision to come into Watchpoint: Gibraltar by chopper was simply a necessity. Without a hoverplane or a helicopter, the base was essentially inaccessible. They were flying in from Madrid after a 12 hour flight. One would think that omnics could not become fatigued; that simply wasn’t true. The very soul of this place exhausted him. Against Mondatta’s better judgement, Zen had downloaded the history of Gibraltar before leaving. Perhaps it was just a trick of the burning sun setting in the west, bathing the limestone in crimson, but he could swear the very air here was steeped in blood.
Since the classical era, these cliffs have stood witness to the bloodiest battles in history and now Overwatch attempted to bring peace from their shadow. There was a certain poetic irony in it. A bastion of peace abreast the Mare Nostrum. The pilot began a gentle roll, pulling them around to the mouth of the base cut directly into Europa Point and decreasing the yaw to start lining up their landing. Zenyatta felt his synthetic skin sweating lightly. The programming provided with the top-shelf skin allowed him to 'instinctively' chew on his lower lip and beginning to shift around. He wasn’t sure how he felt about the fact that The omnic held onto the bare steel rib nearest to his seat, the suit even helpfully produced a white-knuckle effect as it sensed the amount of power in his grip. It could tell he was scared.
Cool quote, check. Cool scene dressing, check. Adorably nervous Omnic, check.