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Crepes.

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Cosmic space girl doing normal earth things

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

this post literally ruined my life

“Kim Kardashian-West has more compassion and common sense than the President of the United States of America” is a sentence you can actually say.

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A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

Source: USA Today
murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it