THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN
girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023
I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”
powtothenuts
this post literally ruined my life
draconian-rex-deactivated202207
“Kim Kardashian-West has more compassion and common sense than the President of the United States of America” is a sentence you can actually say.
SO I WENT TO THE LOUVRE TODAY…
NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SAW THIS, LISTEN TO IT WITH VOLUME UP!
A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.
uniquely-khaotic
Cute but I woulda lost it 😂
talesofascrewup
Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.
Source: USA Today
murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it


