I know I'm late to the party, but I love this game so much!
Also the dash shot is very fun and I will be adding it to my moveset from now on!

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language
something charmingly twentieth century about this
This counts as a spell
[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]
babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again
This is why capitalists like using the mean rather than median.
If I have ten apples and I give them all to one of my ten students, my students have an average of one apple each. Why are nine of them mad at me?
wholesome story :)
When he was a guest on Game Grumps, he told a story about playing Wii for the first time. It was at one of these big music industry person party things and he was just trying to fit in and relax. Someone suggested trying out this new crazy motion controlled video game called Wii. They fired up Wii Bowling and Al promptly (accidentally) threw the controller at the TV as hard as he could
I cannot believe the wii warning sillhouette guy was weird al
Y do u hate when people say "previous tags"
Etiquette.
This is both a demonstration and an explanation
plus if a post is popular you can get a chain of like 50 ‘prev tags’ to the point that the original tags being referred to are so impossible to track down they might as well exist in Narnia JUST. SAY THE THING.
Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.
@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg
Mystery dog…
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
The Spanish: Look at this animal we brought with us.
Native Americans: oh that’s a uh. Weird fucking dog you got there.
Why do some fish have bones in their eyes?
Great question! I assume you're referring to the sclerotic ring, which is present in many groups of animals, including birds, reptiles, amphibians, and fish, as well as the fossils of many dinosaurs.
Their primary function is to support the eye and help it keep its shape- this is especially important for animals which live in very low or very high pressure environments, such as the bottom of the ocean.
(Image: The skulls and x-rays of a variety of species, all of which display a sclerotic ring, by Tamara Anne Franz-Odendaal)
Franz-Odendaal's paper on the subject is quite interesting, as it dives into the evolution and function of the scleral ring.
tobias is often depicted in fanon as a tender cinnamon roll (which is 100% real) but i also love how he's the only one who coolly sasses the ellimist early in the series. like imagine figuratively spitting at god's feet despite having zero self-confidence all his life. no wonder rachel loves him
and speaking of their love it's so iconic how in #33 he breaks and says everyone's name except rachel's...and at the end he reflects on his indeterminate identity and sense of self but understands that he's secure in the knowledge that he's the one rachel loves. he doesn't know who he is but it's ok because he identifies as her beloved and he's got his life ahead of him (scream) to figure it out. i like jake and cassie but they could never
youre literally about to have me sobbing on a monday morning lmfao. when he said "Be rachel" so she wouldnt kill taylor- Shakespeare could never . Whoever left those comments about him being the only person who could say that to her and it mean mercy and not murder.. (screaming crying throwing up)
sorry jakecassie you guys are cute but you will never be the insane tragic love story rivalling romeo and juliet that is rachelbias
yotici have always felt out of place bc they were just kind of a very loose jumble of different biological concepts i found interesting, without being well integrated into the world's ecology. here's an attemptedly final redesign for blightseed's only sapient aquatic species
TONS of info under the cut (mostly about their reproductive cycles otherwise it would be even longer lol)
okay now i can kind of understand why people were freaking out about that train motion picture in like the late 1800s
why is doubles luge even a thing like i get the rationale of single luge i guess. get on a toboggan and ride down a hill ok. why get on top of a man on top of a toboggan
intricate rituals
you could never understand a warrior’s bond
Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.