imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there

"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

This is perfect!

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

vertical/personal

My romantic life, summed up in one product.

Because everyone needs a sleeping King of Hell on their blog.

(wearing a Dr. Who shirt)

Don’t see many pictures of Crowley. This was a nice surprise.

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

"youve got male!" the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing

How Canadians are hatched.

The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

can my Canadian friends confirm or deny this?

I remember my first ice patch, it was magical

I still remember the day of my hatching. As I broke through the ice I saw the figure of something not exactly human. It was the Alpha Moose.  The leader of the Moose pack that raised me until my 10th birthday, when they released me into the city, to live among the humans.

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

And last but not least…

OH. MY. GOD.

Remember the internet when we were kids?

YOU ARE A SAINT.

i am fucking dying

my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques