not to be dramatic but the trauma of being a daughter is real and my relationship with my mother is and will always be one of the most devastating and complex relationships i will ever experience
“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
i’m inconsolable over this picture i found on craigslist today
me when im in an Area
That's a guy alright
the concept of platonic marriage is so appealing ngl. you mean i can marry whoever i want, get tax benefits and a roommate AND i don't have to worry about them thinking i'm unattractive? king shit
this post is a year and a half old and it's literally so funny to me. im aromantic now.
I think you were aromantic then, too.
Currently thinking about 18/19 year old Toph getting thrown in some random podunk fire nation town’s one-cell jail and being like “hey I’m broke as hell but I’ve got a friend who can bail me out can I make a call” and then 2 hours later Fire Lord Zuko himself slams open the door yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHIT”
men love being pinned up against walls by other men it makes them feel masculine it's the same as going fishing
if this is about a one direction member ill kill you with a brick
My best friend is in med school and his classmate made this
Imagine showing this to a doctor in the 1950s.
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone...
first of all WHO is asking this second why did they say jake gyllenhaal and not jack twist
putting chris pratt next to jack black almost makes me feel bad for chris like how are u gonna compare him to a God. a Legend. he wasnt good in the first place but when in a project with Jack Black its just like wow he is so sad he should be put down as a mercy
chris pratt couldnt have even been an EXTRA in kung fu panda. jack black couldve done starlord.








