Qualcuno che nuoti alle mie stesse profondità.
Bar Trevi, Rome, Italy.
Source: tumblr.com
Ingmar Bergman’s letter to Liv Ullmann featured in (Liv & Ingmar 2012)
Source: lostinseclusion
I did everything I was supposed to do. I went to the best college I got into, I went to all the orientation events, I joined clubs and did all the optional reading, I went home to see my parents and I went to church. I met a guy that liked the same things as me and cared about his mom and I cooked him his favorite food. I went to career fairs and edited and re-edited my resume and got a good job in the city that I showed up to on time every day. So what I want to know is why do I still feel like something has always been missing?
„Dimenticavo di dirle.
- Dica.
- Che ho una voglia di fare all'amore con lei che non si può immaginare. Ma questo non lo dico mai a nessuno, soprattutto a lei, mi dovrebbero torturare per farmelo dire.
- Dire cosa?
- Che ho voglia di fare l'amore con lei, ma non una volta sola, tante volte; ma a lei non lo dirò mai, solo se diventassi scemo le direi che farei l'amore anche ora, qui davanti a casa per tutta la vita.“
Roberto Benigni, La vita è bella
[meltdown]
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Me: *Sees wilderness*
Wow, this looks JUST LIKE Breath of the Wild!
Nature is very uncreative.
The Hero of the Wild + text posts (and a headline)
This is how it works right
