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Hubert Mensch

@la-perfide-albion

if my father was still alive i'd kick his ass

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

Saying “let people have fun” is an automatic self-inflicted L. You need to develop the buddha nature of an only child, the ability to take your ball and go home. I shouldnt be capable of ruining your fun. You give me too much power. Im in the computer, i shouldnt even exist to you. Just kill me in your head and move on

looked up the x files spin-off bc i was curious why i’d never heard of it and why it’s apparently not available to watch anywhere (especially given how huge x files is) and. this is crazy

​no wonder they wiped this show off the face of the earth