im super chill all the time!!

where tf is Hozier? I want new music from him

Nobody picked him up from church

Lmfaooo💀💀

Jackpot

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

I lost count

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

Due to our close relationship with George Lucas, he has allowed us to leak a new, unreleased still from the upcoming Star Wars Adaptation exclusively featuring animals.

Chrissy Teigen is truly a savage

Biiiiitch 😂😂😂

I. LOVE. HER.

the last time america was great there were no eurocentric white ppl here yet and the land was covered with trees and non-toxic air. there were no slaves

im just goina keep rebloggin this post till it has more notes than it has salty white tears in the comments 

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

“padme died of a broken heart” false, padme took one look at her husband’s temper tantrum on mustafar and peaced out permanently, an eternal depression nap…relate relate relate

the year of realizing things is finally over 

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

Dinner with papaw tonight…❤️he made 12 burgers for all 6 grandkids and I’m the only one who showed 😢love him

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

y’all know they have dms right

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

favourite Extra™ things darth vader has done, ranked

- killed a guy, then gave his job to the guy right next to him

- did a triple front-flip over a stream of lava, only to get most of his limbs cut off

- took on an entire army of rebels by himself, and when told he was surrounded, said “all i’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”. talk about edgy

- announced he was luke’s father, barely seconds after amputating his hand, then was disappointed that luke wanted nothing to do with him

- every entrance he makes he always has to be in a dark corner or surrounded by fog with his cape billowing perfectly behind him. how Does he do it

- made a terrible pun about choking, while choking a guy

-flown a tie fighter with the force just so he could stand atop it and look dramatic

what a guy

‘Apology accepted, Captain Needa’

When will they learn

This is my favorite headline ever