Kira

Talking about the “scary” aspects of mental health feels weird, I’m stuck between “I sound like such a melodramatic edgelord. welcome to my twisted moind haha” and “ok if I say this people are legit going to put me down"

Do you think Mark and Karen Chasity sleep in separate beds like a 1950s sitcom couple?

Licking his cunt like it's stamps.

Is that anything?

WAIT.

LICKING HIS CUNT LIKE STAMPS BEFORE I DELIVER MY PACKAGE TO HIS BOX.

this must be my third post about this but I’m still SOBBING over Stephanie Denial Lauter. “You’re crazy about me” girl like you DIDN’T ask this boy out three separate times already?????

What the fuck? You mean I have to walk an entire mile in this idiot who I hate’s shoes? This sucks

nevermind this rocks

I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you

btw this doesn't apply when my university campus gets crowded and there's nowhere for me to sit down and eat. I hope every freshman drops out and goes home

bury the bully is just grace knowing concerningly well how to bury and dismember a body while steph goes "what the fuck. this. what the fuck is this shit. stop."

what studying literature feels like

TICK-TOCK, TEDDY-BEAR! TICK-FUCKING-TOCK!

ALSO the fact that all richie got for a reaction to his death is pete’s “someone killed richie?” is DEVASTATING I HATE IT HERE

I’ve figured it out

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

to keep it real i axe him in the bath

Conservative US Catholics see fascism as their savior. Trauma is the gospel.

Molesting kids not a problem. Raping kids not a problem. Increasing suicide rates not a problem.

Banning abortion for US Catholics is a forced burden to remove decisions that could empower women. Save women. Protect women.

For power is zero sum for US conservatives: if women are gaining power/autonomy, men must be losing power.

Any threat to [white] cis male power must be stopped. A woman dependent on a man is the design. Submission.

Did you guys know if you put every Hatchetfield album chronologically (including every version of the nightmare time theme,) Nerdy Prudes Must Die is the 69th song

okay but the release of the npmd pro shot has me rewatching all the hatchetverse musicals/content.

and omg i kinda forgot how much Jon absolutely ATE "Let It Out" in tgwdlm. he put his whole jon-ussy into that song. like:

listen, all i'm saying is Jon deserved a tony for that performance and it's actually so criminal that starkid isn't like widely known by the general population.

Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)

I’m sorry but this comment is sending me