the hottest thing a woman can do is slash my throat and eat my insides
you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!
- click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"
- click on the category list and click on feedback
- now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes
- viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine
i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea
by the way, tumblr has turned off asks on all of their staff blogs, so this is the only way to tell tumblr how you feel
here it is again because uh. seems relevant.
tf2 heritage post
Let's for a moment forget the obvious answer of where the pain would be in like, everywhere but the leg.
Actually, you will most certainly feel the pain IN THE LEG long after it is gone and the stump of your thigh heals. Though I doubt OP knew that phantom pains were a thing or did not at least have them in mind at the time they made this post.
Severed limbs hurt for years after amputation. Or so I've heard.
Can you imagine a pain or an itch that can not be treated because the injury no longer exists?
why the hell are you here
isnt it obvious? she's here to let everyone know some interesting details about amputations. so lets all be respectful and listen to what she has to say ok?
oh yeah you're right, my bad
"Re Blog" to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast
the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
they hate me for my pretty boy swag and my need to consume human flesh
i cannot remain silent about this anymore.
all my friends are so skilled and creative and intelligent and incredible and they deserve so much recognition for their work and all the happiness in the world
i love working at an aquarium i just witnessed a grown man with children enter the freshwater gallery and loudly exclaim “oh shit, piranhas are REAL?!?”
everyboddy shut UP im THINKING about finctional character
Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
Tested positive for being a lovely and handsome yet sleepy boy
i have a lot of feelings about [guy] so i wanted to draw him but i dont really feel like drawing right now so i guess i'll just explode and die
if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately






