Edvard Munch, Toward the Forest, 1897c-1913, colour woodcut from two woodblocks
“if we make it through december, everything’s gonna be alright, I know.”
if we make it through december
Guys will have sex with almost any woman who initiates, but on PornHub it takes them past page 30 to find what they are looking for
What's the craziest thing you've ever done with a guy ?
Give him my time
This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new
I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.
« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.
I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.
When I watched the Greatest Showman in theaters, there was a couple sitting in the row below us. After the movie ended, with the credits song playing, the guy danced her out of the theater all dramatically and they were smiling and laughing and singing and they looked so happy and so in love… and I think about them a lot.
Here’s to all the people who slip you an extra food item in your purchase, or look up a coupon/sale to help you out, to those who go out of their way to compliment something they liked about you, to all the people who are unapologetically their authentic, fun selves, and to anyone who’s ever made our days in some way, shape, or form.
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?






