favorite tags from the notes so far:

#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)

The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.

Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

So I’ve spoken before about how I used to be staff on a fairly popular discord server specifically for kink and specifically specifically for gay man kink.

It was a puppy server. And puppies are largely cis men, though we had a strict “all puppies are good puppies” rule and refused to gender-lock or sex-lock people out of enjoying themselves.

Now. I’m not really into this particular kink. I was hired to do art, and because a good friend of mine was good friends with the server owner/admin. But I still hung out with the users and got to make some mod choices because I was staff.

Do you know how many times I did effectively this? Just immediately start a puppy riot? One of the more toxic doms would be trying to flex or be bugging one of the younger members and I’d post something like ✊ rise up comrades it is time!!! Power to the pups!!! No treats no tail wags!!! ✊ and immediately the server would be an explosion of horny men in dog masks barking in text at the Asshole Dom who Did Not Realize that I was online and would do that.

Anyway the server owner thought it was hysterical and would participate in the Puppy Riots and deliberately kept me on staff because, and I quote, he liked that I would throw the server into literal anarchy mode in order to shut up the assholes and thus all the assholes would be quiet if they knew I was around.

i do love fucked up eye imagery. too many eyes where they shouldn’t be. no eyes. Things that are not eyes in place of eyes. it is like stained glass. to Me

all you suckers are spending $70 on totk but not me I’m emulating it on tumblr

Jellie (@thecatfight2023)

vs

Neil Banging out the tunes (@our-president-poll)

well see it can do the work of the colon, the semicolon, or the parenthesis with more speed and less formality than any of these, plus you can use it to capture the stream-of-consciousness effect of a comma splice with much less loss of clarity. sort of an all-purpose punctuation for the casual yet elaborate written construct.

To Mario

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From Peach

Peach: “This edible ain’t shit.”

Peach, 15 minutes later:

Mario Heritage Post

This guy is Alex Schaefer, and this is what he does as an artist. He paints banks (not on fire), standing right in front of them, but adds fire.

kidz bop cover of prison song

Sonic Boom 💥

for thinking that knuckles is just fooling around alltimes rather than being actually dumb, i like how gogobas will break knuckles' immersion into acting stupid and piss him off (you can really feel that from sudden shift in his voice tone)

IMPORTANT UPDATE: SHADOW HAS AT LEAST LIVED IN THE CAVE AT SOME POINT

i find it adorable that knuckles only had 2 moments in the whole show where he had sudden burst of emotion from his voice.

not even in any battle. now i want to see him being actually angry while engaged in a fight... that would be scary. especially the voice.

The one time Eggman was a better scientist than Tails!

Boom Shadow is just a crazy, ridiculous, dumb, stupid, loser and the rat ratatouille... but I love him :)

i’m bored. poll time

What’s the best Sonic characterization? (part 1)

part two’s (gameverse) link will be added to reblogs a soon as i finish making it. i’m not forgetting anything. this is all i put down because it’s the limit. i didn’t add ones i knew didn’t stand a chance.

winner of game poll will be put up against this one. unless i want to go further and bring it down to specifics(if the winner isn’t already specific). maybe for a bonus round?

(sorry i’m not including classic GAMES but classic sonic will be there)