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Here’s our Carrd that I don’t remember making!
UPDATED VERSION BITCHES
You broken my Tumblr it keeps crashing because of that damned gif help me
whoopsy? not my fault it looks like a butthole.
Hang on I need to test something
IS THAT YOUR ASSHOLE? WAIT TILL PRIDE PLEASE
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
please potato of luck, do your magic 🪄✨
Anonymous asked:
fuck shiny hunting im going to find YOU, Rodney. Rodney hunting. I'll put you in the fuckin masterball
well you see that's called kidnapping. typically it's kind of frowned upon
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if i may ask, is sanctified going to be updated again? it's one of my top 10 favourite fics
Yeah. I think I put in the notes that it is getting updated in mid/late May. I’m out of the country and won’t be home for another week so I just haven’t had time
oh wonderful! apologies, i must’ve missed that bit. have fun on your trip!
every day i am not Annoying on the internet is a day wasted
dick so good u go into an 11 day long sexo coma
dick so good u go
into an 11 day
long sexo coma
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites
(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)
Bonus:
Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.
@tiananmen-square-orgy @chandrayee your kind of news
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fucka you
chicksalloverme
basard
I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about
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*please please please elaborate in the comments or something if you choose this, I put this here to match the innerworld/poll but I can't imagine what it actually means
Where's the, I don't use any of these words option
We use the term “external world.” Meatspace sounds like a fucking horror movie 😅
Lol, @many-but-one taught us to say external world. 😝
M E A T S P A C E
which one of them is this about? yes.
I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.
wooliebirds
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