see you space cowboy

arthur weasley gets a landline in the burrow. molly has to get rid of it after two weeks because he spends all his time chatting to telemarketers.

i still can’t get over cursed child saying that cedric diggory, shown to be one of the kindest most decent people in hogwarts, would turn into a death eater and kill neville all because he lost the triwizard tournament. i mean this is a guy who insisted harry take the trophy for saving his life, wanted to replay a quidditch match his team won because it wasn’t fair that harry was distracted by dementors, and disapproved of the ‘support cedric diggory/potter stinks’ badges. his personality wouldn’t just do a whole 180 because he lost one time.

neville taking ginny to the yule ball so she could get a chance to go is mlm/wlw solidarity

everyone needs to see this

I don’t see a reason to ever stop reblogging this.

The moral of ‘Ready Player One (2018)

Real Life is better because it’s the only place you can FUCK for real

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via goodreadss)

sometimes i just lose my fucking mind and afterwards i’m like “what the fuck is wrong with me…why am i Like This™” and the answer is always the moon

me: *goes absolutely feral for a few days*

me: why the hell did i do that *checks the lunar calendar and sees the moon’s up to some freaky shit again* ah

literally i LOVE the moon but like is she almost done…like is it over…being unhinged 24/7 like this is so. Exhausting

Roll for what this post is about

THE ONLY WALL THAT DESERVES ATTENTION GOING INTO 2019

Why do people think whether the enemy team has a premade matters in norms? My friends and I sometimes play as a 4/5 man in norms, and if we lose the enemy team will say stuff like “WOW you guys are trash, a full premade and still losing :/” like, dude. It’s for fun LOL not every 5 man is going into a voice call and timing summoner spells and shot calling, maybe they’re just drinking and talking over a game.

I’ve found that if you start off the game with some banter to your team, people generally get less tilted. Even just a simple thing like “Let’s get it!” can make people joke around with you and not get upset later on.

reasons why people should be banned from saying ‘thicc’

I just realized

In deltarune, The King makes the puzzle pieces do tutorials, while making Roulxs Kaard the puzzle master. Roulxs Kaard is a rules card. A rules card would be the perfect person to do tutorials, while puzzle pieces would obviously be great at making puzzles. The King is apparently just THAT bad at organization.

First they want to fuck skeletons and robots, now they want to fuck a CARD.

am I cool yet?

King spade: *is an asshole to his son*

Roulxs kaard: