nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general
There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you
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just remembered music is real
This post is for fans of MUSIC only
"you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT" yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit
hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be
After every flight I make sure to give the plane a few tummy rubs so they remember what it’s all for
