my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

@hughjackass

@bennygal16

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

@pro-gay

time to break out my

juit

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

@txepvi @seyrii

This is junforgivable

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

JEATS

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

@officialclod

I FUCKING HATE THIS SO MUCH WHY DOES ANY OF THIS EXIST

@space-queer

@undylng

I don’t get it when ppl post shit on twitter, screenshot the tweets, then post the pics on here.

You could just say all that in a text post.

me: let me put on lipstick 

boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls 

me: 

Charles Bukowski (via checked)

why do dads sneeze so loud

#to scare predators away from their young

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn