kylie karls

me: *toasts a piece of bread* me: damn and i cook too.. any man would be lucky to have me

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

winter is great because I can always wear huge sweaters and nobody has to know if I’m wearing a bra or not

If you use the phrase “it will ruin your life” when recommending a book there is a 100% chance that I will read it

The view is better from outside - mikeseehagel.com

i hate it when teachers make u play those dumbass “get to know you” games like sis i’m not staying here forever you don’t have to know me like that just follow me on instagram or something

I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul repairs itself. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.

i think casting unknown people is the best possible decision casting directors can make at this point like stop using the same five people in every film

I saw this video on Facebook and I screamed! She is so positive, so lovely, so beautiful! This is a message you can never hear too often, because we’ve been hearing the opposite our whole lives. 

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

Bye I went to Taco Bell and bought a bean burrito and the cashier was like eeeew why u eat this nasty shit