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You're Not Punk and I'm Telling Everyone.

@kylesbogusjourney / kylesbogusjourney.tumblr.com

I wanna contribute to the chaos.

if i was the caveman that discovered fire… damn id take the day off early. pat myself on the back you know

“hey man why arent you hunting or gathering its only 2 pm”

*points at the fire behind me without looking at him*

“oh holy shit”

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

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what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

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isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

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Honestly I could watch these 8 seconds from The Eric Andre Show for the rest of my life and I’ll still laugh every fucking time

y'all really need to raise your standards on what you think is funny