Enoki Toshiyuki [榎俊幸] (Japanese, b. 1961, Tokyo, Japan) - Black Cat Paintings
if i was the caveman that discovered fire… damn id take the day off early. pat myself on the back you know
“hey man why arent you hunting or gathering its only 2 pm”
*points at the fire behind me without looking at him*
“oh holy shit”
I didn’t think you’d fall in love with me. I didn’t either.
In the Mood for Love I 花樣年華 (2000), dir. Wong Kar-wai
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….
In case anyone was worried about this little guy
Thank you, I was :D
armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby
please watch this
wow, this might be the only realistic portrayal of metalheads I’ve seen in media
my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

3/7/18
this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere
just in case anyone wanted to see him in action
what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die
isn’t that all anyone ever does, really
He just HAD to watch as I chopped onions for my dinner.
how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING
neither of these poeple are sayuing anything
Honestly I could watch these 8 seconds from The Eric Andre Show for the rest of my life and I’ll still laugh every fucking time
y'all really need to raise your standards on what you think is funny





