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Kyler

@kylcina

What a loser am I right .
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bodaccia48

Up, Up, & Away

Here is a little mini set I made for y’all. Some big beautiful modern REFLECTIVE art for your simmies!

@simspirationbuilds​ graciously allowed me to clone her ‘Wild Child Art Collection”, (found HERE) and then very graciously held my hand while I figured out wtf I was doing! A million thanks my dear.

You can get them Here. (Mediafire_No ads) Happy Simming!

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moonemojii

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

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mxnrique

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

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me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

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Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

This is just so accurate.

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

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Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

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juza-hyodo
Anonymous asked:

Yeah so.. penis? It doesn't go in a boy's butt hole. It goes in a girl's vagina. You're doing it wrong.

I……………………..okay!

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what prompted this ask. PLEASE just take a moment to tell me, what made you come to MY blog, and start an ask off with “yeah so.. penis?”

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c3rvida3

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

the best part about DJ roomba was that it wasn’t just a joke DJ FUCKING ROOMBA CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES IT’S A RECURRING FUCKING CHARACTER

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

THERE’S ART NOW???!?

Here is a list of SPOTIFY playlists that were submitted by tumblr users. Add your own playlists in the comments or caption! We will keep the post updated with new submissions weekly! Apple Music,Tidal, Youtube ect. playlists are also welcome.

#Throwbacks 

by @90s-2000sgirl

Submissions:

THE ORIGINAL BOPS by @raulcat

Old Bops by @lavendersheetmask and @ sailor-solar-lasers

90s r&b/throwback by @pocblog​

Oldies (00’s)  by @individintelligent01

Morning jams by @gettinglifebackinorder

Spongebob Mixtape by @kaylaj9130 

Skittle’s LEGENDARY playlist  by @drowning-in-memes 

Songs that Make the Gays Scream by @pizzaboywhorehouse 

Music therapy 420 by @chicitytrippy

whateverinameditbefore by @nicerskateronice

chillllllll by @flowerpunklove 

My lips ft. Your lips by @kloudzzz 

Elementary  by @pablodagoon

sunshine by @notsaying 

its lit by @reptaroniceee

Driving Music  by @dontforgetthefigs

Good Shit💯  by @spittin-out-the-damons

Youth  by @letha-l

mistery girl by @punkcaake A random array of tunes  by @moriartyyyyy

Roadtrip by @helarnalarna

Enzyme Substrate Complex by @p-hagocytosis

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djinpop

If i don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead

it week day one: favorite character ↳ You punched me in the face, you made walk through shitty water, you brought me to a fucking crackhead house! And now… I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown.