I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
marcel the shell with shoes on (2021)
fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
George W. Shaved
George W. Womb Tattoo
Jeb Landing Strip
HOLLYBOOB!
official boob post
your ass thinks it’s Hollywoob
our founding fathers died so that I could wear thigh-high socks, cute makeup, and go to Walmart. and live.
if i was the president of the world each person would get a little baby goat to hold and love. improving mental health of the world one baby goat at a time. #voteforme
in tears over this
ryan and the professor were enchanted to meet each other btw if you even care
they so were
I took the liberty of taking your cheese... it was, mmmh, Wensleydale property...
As for the crackers.... I think you've earned them.
blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present
