If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

no gif will do this justice

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

girls night!

at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

what about these

how about this? 

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

👀 ?

Those classify as the first ones they are good

what about everyones favorite?

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

Hey OP

this is the worst addition, thanks

me: *accidentally drops a can*

rami malek: *popping out of nowhere* sksksksk guess who just committed a crime *shoots twice in my head*

boomers: *calls gen z stupid* boomers: *calls gen z sensitive* boomers: *calls gen z snowflakes* boomers: *calls gen z gen z: ok boomer boomers:

here we fucking go

here we fucking go

*bangs pots and pans* IS THAT DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH FOR YOU ENGLISH THREE TEACHER?!? IS THAT FUCKING DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH??!?!?

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

Him??

Yes.

HIM

I NEEDED to see him

He is the antithesis of the untitled goose, he is here only to be kind and round

What an INCREDIBLE duck!

@caterpillarbanana

lets all rewrite the twilight books but with memes instead

6.09 / 7.04 / 8.05

peach joon

Music industry: saved

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

This isn’t even an exaggeration

This🙄🙄🙄

things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math