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Omar Ayuso by Javier Ruiz

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deadoptimistic

Anonymous asked:

Where do you live?

violentwavesofemotion-deactivat answered:

Not to be poetic but truly, really, inside my head

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pikamans

comradewodka

I feel like someone in japan in the 1980s perfectly predicted the kind of thing tumblr would love in 2018

Visual representation of feeling yourself

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taviacw

You can’t go to parties w your white friend man

That’s a great way to ruin your friendship.

Cuz they hit you up like

“Hey, dude, go to my bro’s party with me this weekend.”

And you think it’s a lil weird, and you like “oh ion know man, that’s not really-”

But they like

“No, man, trust me. It’ll be fun.”

So, you go.

You get to the lawn, and all you see is white folks, far as the eye can see.

So, now you standing on the sidewalk like

But your homie like

“What are we waiting for? Let’s go!”

So, yall go in. The music not that great, but they got bottles on bottles on bottles, so you cool. Yall ain’t even been there an hour, and you already kinda toasted.

And that’s when shit start going south.

So, you chillin on the couch with the only other black person there.

He seems cool enough. And that’s when it happens.

You just sitting there, shooting the shit, and you hear

“You don’t even know what you’re talking about, nigga”

And everything stops.

So, you sitting there like

And buddy next to you keeps talking like nothing happened.

So you’re like “whoa, whoa. did you hear what she said?”

And he’s like “Who her?”

“–Yeah man she cool though. She the homie.”

“Anyway–”

So now, you just sitting there like

You mad as hell, but you don’t see your homie nowhere, and she your ride.

So, you like ‘lemme get up and find her, I gotta get out of here.’

You walk around for a few minutes, and then you catch her eye

And then, the music changes

“We’re gonna skate to one song and one song only. Ball so hard mfs wanna fine me”

So they all screaming and fist pumping and you just looking around like

And your friend across the room, drunk af, lookin at you like

“i’m so sorry”

Luckily, they all too busy in the mosh pit to rap along to Jay Z part

So, you sitting there like

Then Ye part come on and they like

“What’s gucci, my nigga?”

“Got my niggas in Paris!”

“These other niggas is lyin’”

So, you had enough.

You get to your friend like

“Sober up, hoe, we goin’ home.”

So, now, you in the car with your newly ex homie like

She tryna apologize and shit.

“I’m just so sorry. I had no idea they–”

“Naw, just get me home, man.”

You get home and get to the front door like

“Never gon forgive that hoe for this.”

So , you see her at school the next day. She like

“Oh… Hey.”

You like

“Sup”

She like

“Omg, I tried to call you all night. I had no idea. That was not cool.”

And you flip like

“Bitch, you damn right that shit wasnt cool! Fuck you even have me in there for? These mfs in there sayin nigga this, nigga that. Knowin damn well the whole function looked like a mfn scantron w two of the fuckin bubbles filled in”

Now everybody in the hallway staring at you like

Now, you like

So, like yeah. I’m not saying I;m speaking from experience or whatever. But don’t ever go to a party w your white friend

the-afro-argonaut

What a gorgeous throw back

unipoornn

BIIIITCH 😭 “whole party looked like a fucking scantron w only two bubbles colored in”

theryanproject

^TOOK ME TF OOOUUUUT

eastcoastgold

Ugh it’s good to see this post coming back around. But damn this is the same exact shit that happened to me 😂

Lmao damn.

boxofmarkers

💀💀💀💀

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29knutstoasickle-blog

hereisadrawingofacat.tumblr.com

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

Emma’s reaction though

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

mysticfeather

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

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Chanin Suasungnern - https://www.instagram.com/chaninnincha/?hl=es - https://chanins.deviantart.com - https://www.pinterest.es/chaninnincha/?eq=chanin%20suasungnern&etslf=18928 - https://www.facebook.com/chanins1988 - https://www.behance.net/chanins - https://www.facebook.com/chanin.suasungnern - https://www.instagram.com/dinsai.studio - https://www.facebook.com/dinsaicharacter - http://www.dinsaistudio.com

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santiagonex

120 Best Gay Themed Movies (1974–2017)

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hhggvcddbh

sp0tlessmxnd

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

Tag your porn

annyongchingu

Check out the guy’s channel bc it’s insane

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Linsday Lohan comments on her experience of wearing a headscarf in America while studying Islam - an experience that is a reality for many Hijabi-wearing Muslim Women.

dreamingofwonderlannd

She does better than any of the white feminists y'all like to build up

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zevzevarainai

4x23 // 5x11

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Steven’s dancing skills improvement appreciation post

Those dancing lessons paid off.

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kxng-bee

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

steampoweredplayer

Koop

twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

i-likethesummer-rain

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

celestialkeyprincess

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

bitchwithwifivevo

How dare you

riarkling

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

feels-ships-lunars

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

trapbvby

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

NOT RISKING

Merf

celebsland

Me neither.

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pikamans

The media usually doesn’t show happy Muslim Black family. Let’s break this rule!

a-tribe-called-tress

This is so precious. I wanna cry.

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backshelfpoet

1. I left my favorite pair of underwear at your house. I know your mother hates me, can I come pick them up? [delete] 2. It’s been almost a month and I still miss you like a fucking limb. [delete] 3. I didn’t know my bones could ache until I met you. [delete] 4. You know, a week before we broke up, do you remember? I had bought a book of poetry. You asked why I didn’t read something more interesting and I could feel my insides splinter. [delete] 5. You said poetry was all lies dressed up to sound pretty. When I look at you these days, I want to ask if sadness sounds pretty to you too. [delete] 6. It’s 3 a.m. and this alcohol tastes like you. [delete] 7. I saw you staring at me today during Lit class. I smiled at you and you didn’t smile back. I almost cried. [delete] 8. The girl who sits next to me smells like you. [delete] 9. I miss you. [delete] 10. I have never had so many bad nights. [delete] 11. Sometimes I write poetry about you on the internet. Strangers who have never met either of us think you’re cruel – they tell me if they had the honor of loving me, we’d have sex three times a day and they’d scream my name when they came. [delete] 12. They think it is beautiful, how I am broken. I don’t think they understand. [delete] 13. You used to tell me I was beautiful. I tried saying it in the mirror the other day, but it sounded wrong without your mouth wrapped around it. [delete] 14. Everything I say sounds wrong without your mouth wrapped around it. [delete] 15. We were never in love, but, oh God, we could have been. [delete]

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