accidently ordered a “milling machine” off aliexpress for my farm, and now all the cows are dead
“One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn’t be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. ‘See those bubbles,’ he asked. ‘They’re air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.’
“Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. ‘Look how slowly it sank,’ he told them. ‘Make it faster.’
“One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. ‘I thought I ordered the beef on rye,’ he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to his fish tank and dropped it in. ‘Does that look like beef on rye?’
“He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn’t stop him. We told him he had to stop, he wouldn’t listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn’t be in an aquarium.
“The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn’t care.
“It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank. When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never found out who it was.”
Do care + did ask + please don't stop talking + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you
today i made an extensive edit to the ring sprite from sonic mania to use as a transgender symbol emote on my sonic discord server
Parasite in chief in his idiot hat
literally never been so tempted to blaze a post
I made a drawing of all my favorite "The Scary Jokes" albums!
They're my favorite artist rn so I really wanted to draw the big four next to eachother!
This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!
There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.
I just worry about their safety.
markiplier stay safe! <3
should @staff make me ceo?
yes, but i feel like you'd make the site functional and i like it being somewhat dysfunctional
im a cat and an anarchist if anything i'll make it worse :3
you'd make it better as a website but worse as a company
What if we were both mice and there was cheese in the great beyond 🥺
I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language
hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book
Yeah.
Don’t Like That
But wait, there’s more!
Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

I’m going back to bed
Everyone who contributed to me having to see this die
I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s
a) a baybey!
b) I know what you are.
Fuckin FLAT.
Happy flat fuck Friday to all who observe
Solarpunk is when it's sunny out
It's really overcastpunk today :(
It's really fagpunk today ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
FOG FOG FOG FOG PUNK ITS FOG PUNK
REBLOG FOR FAGPUNK FRIDAY!!!!
Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote
Nearly 40,000 people voted. Says exactly what you'd expect of Tumblr.
Yes, but self driving trains even are a terrible idea, due to an inability to react to events


















