y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

Me, before reading the rest of the post:

1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

Well, well, well look who came running back

Okay so like, this is a hound right, they're bred for large groups and the bark is more of a bay, and they bay both in their pack (group singalong bonding moment) and also at prey.

This? This is not an unhappy dog. That tail is loose, wagging slowly, and the dog is having fun.

This dog is demanding that their human gets up and does a group singalong with him on the piano (because humans can bark right but perhaps the piano sounds similar enough to him that it passes the vibe check) and she does (which reinforces the behaviour, hilariously).

So yeah, this is a group singalong: hound-dog-style

@great-and-small

Ocean Jasper, first vein, Marovato, Madagascar

moldy ham cube

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away

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mountain spirit

Have not stopped thinking about this picture I took of Tansy this morning

plus cropped and rotated courtesy of one of my discord servers. absolute creature